Weekend Trip
Memorial Day weekend 05; Whew, glad it is over. Had some co-workers over for dinner. Tried to show everyone just how good of a grillmaster I really am, to bad I am a better drinker and just about burnt everything including the macaroni salad, cooler, house,,,just kidding, all was o k. This was kind of odd though, everyone brought the kids and they were all bouncing on the trampoline and as I looked at them having a ball I noticed that they were all girls. Eight or nine and all girls. ( Guess they dont plow deep enough to have boys out here ) So early on Saturday I made the trek to Omaha for the weekend to see family and friends. As well as drinking a bunch on Friday I somehow started early on Sat. drinking triple Vodka and 7's, whew, hammered early. My buddy and I was going back to his shed to puff on a , well take a guess, and we ended up hearing quit a funny story. My buddy's wife has a friend that we always thought was a lesbian cause we never seen her with a guy, she even brought a girlfriend with her camping before. Anyways she met some guy on E Harmony and eventually hooked up with him. Mind you, we were under the porch not intending on eavesdropping, but as luck would have it ! We missed most of the date info but we did hear the good stuff. ( so if you are under 18 ask Mom or Dads permission to read on ) All I heard was "I have not been laid for 2 years and he is pounding me like he has not been laid in 10 years and then he puts it in my ass, I swear he was ankle deep." Folks, let me tell you just how funny that is, funny enough that I think I blew our cover under the porch, so we ran like a couple of retards running to a teather pole into the garage. Later that night Mr Wonderful showed up to have a few beers with us, and I had a hard time not making light of the situation, but I refrained for the most part.Well better wrap it up, work still to be done somewhere. P S --I no longer think she is a lesbian, but I do think she is Bi...