Another Day in Paradise

[harry_balzonya]

It is Thursday and the weekend cant get here fast enough. I do like the 4th of July, one of my favorite holidays. Had a company golf outing yesterday ( I will not mention my score ) The temp outside was a cool 103 and a hot breeze. Fuck me, I need relief via the way of liquids. Since it was a company thing all drinks were free. If you are new to this world and did not know most nicer golf courses have a beverage kart girl, she drives around selling things to drink. I seen her 2 times on the front nine and I seen her after the ninth hole. I had told her that since the bill is not on me and it is sauna out here, I need to see her after every hole because hell, my golf game was sucking so why not get drunk right. I did not see that bitch till after the 16th hole. 103 degrees and I am madder than a blind guy in a house of mirrors. So I had to be rude and ask the question " Where the hell have you been ? " To my amazement she gave me a very nice response, " It is to damn hot to be out here, I have been in the clubhouse where it is cool." I totally agree with her ,,,,,,,,,,but I might be wrong on this but ISNT THAT HER FUCKING JOB TO TROLL AROUND IN THE HEAT AND SERVE ME DRINKS !!! How could I get even on this one, that was on my mind and it did not take me long to come up with an answer. I pulled out my trusty cell phone and called the clubhouse and asked the guy in charge exactly how long the kart girl was going to be making out with her boyfriend and start doing her job and karting drinks to the paying golfers. As I was walking off the 17th green I noticed the gent that works in the clubhouse braving the heat of the day and I am sure that he was in search of the kart girl. I really hope her ass got in loads of trouble.
P.S.- Play around in the heat for 4 hours then go to the bar and have 2 big beers and 1 shot of Jim Beam, damn near guarenteed to make you dizzy!!