Chapter
Ten: Troubled Waters
"Gone!
What d'ye mean, they're gone?"
This in
response to Maria's dramatic announcement, made when she was halfway up the
gangplank, accompanied by Suzanna Holliday and Lilian Lightfoot. The ladies were
followed by two Naval officers, the insufferable Lieutenant Gillette, and the
more likeable Lieutenant Groves, both of whom Jack remembered from his various
involuntary sojourns aboard H.M.S. Dauntless. All of them had been
waiting when the Black Pearl drew up to the dock on its return to Port
Royal, and those aboard the ship had suspected that their grim-faced presence,
along with the very noticeable absence of Lady Harry, Lady Margaret, Elizabeth,
and the boys, boded ill.
Maria
said, "My mistress, Mrs. Turner, and your wife are gone after the
boys!"
"Captain,
Charles and Owens have been taken!" exclaimed Suzanna, her voice breaking.
"There were two men. Lilian and I saw them!"
"Taken!"
exclaimed Norrington. He demanded of his Lieutenants, "What does she
mean?"
"Where's
the note?" Jack demanded, resigned, holding out his hand to Maria. She
promptly removed a missive from her pocket and handed it to him. He unfolded
the rather thick, expensive pink paper, and began to swear softly and
vehemently as he swiftly deciphered his wife's agitated handwriting. Toward the
end of it he gave a bark of derisive laughter. "God's teeth! I must not
worry, she says! Not worry!"
Governor
Swann took the letter from Jack's slackened grasp and read it aloud to the
others.
My love,
you will not credit it but the boys-Owens and Charles, that is-have been
kidnapped! Suzanna and Lilian saw two men take them and load them into a small
boat and head out toward where a sloop was waiting. The girls said they'd
overheard the ruffians mention meeting a Frenchman in Tortuga. We asked (no,
demanded!) that the Navy take a hand and give chase, but that dreadful little
man James left in charge, Gillette I believe his name is, refused! I wish you
will hit him when you see him, for he is the most odiously officious, pompous,
sarcastic and unhelpful person I have ever encountered! He claims the British
Navy has no jurisdiction in Tortuga (and if that is so, how is it that James
brought the Dauntless to fetch you back to Port Royal before we
were married?) and that we should wait for the Commodore's return! A whole
twenty-four hours! If not more, for there is no saying but what you may decide
to stay an extra day, or even two. Indeed, I hope you all have had a lovely
visit with Mr. Greene, even though your absence just at this time is most
inconvenient, not to say distressing. However, we are taking action: Maggie
wished to hire a boat to take us to Tortuga, but Davis Lightfoot has offered to
sail us on the Bonny Lass! You must not worry: we have gone heavily
armed, for I borrowed some weapons from Weatherby (I picked the lock on the
cabinet quite easily, and if you do not mention it to him I daresay he will not
even notice they are gone) and Elizabeth, of course was able to obtain all
manner of beautiful swords and knives from Will's works. But please follow
along after us as quickly as possible, for I will be much more at ease when you
are there to take charge. I am, as ever, your loving wife, Harry.
"Picked
the lock!" said Weatherby, outraged. He looked at Jack accusingly.
"Did you teach her that?"
"No,
I bloody did not!" snapped Jack. "She's your sister! You know what
she is!"
"Unscrupulous,
hot-at-hand, and utterly foolish! Why, she is to give birth in another month!
She should be at home, knitting!"
Maria
put in, "Lady Margaret tried to persuade her to stay here, but she would
have none!"
"I'll
wager she wouldn't," agreed Jack, grimly. "Owens and Charles taken!
Bloody hell. Anatole!"
The
chef, who, along with Alphonse and many of the rest of the crew, had been on
deck taking in the fact that calamity had again reared its ugly head, stepped
forward. "Oui, Capitaine!"
"Take
as many men as ye need and get provisions to last two or three weeks. We leave
in two hours, so you'd best move!" As Anatole and the crew did so, Jack
turned to the guests, saying, "I'll ask you to step down to me cabin,
ladies and gents. There are a few questions I'd like answered."
Giles
Lightfoot gave his daughter's hand a comforting squeeze, while Gillette said,
huffily, "We have come only to report to Commodore Norrington!"
But
Norrington told him, "And you will report, Gillette, to me and
to Captain Sparrow, and if you've insufficient reason for letting those women
go haring off to rescue those boys I just may let the Captain grant his wife's
wish before taking more official action."
In the
event, however, Gillette was spared any physical expression of the Captain's
wrath, for it appeared that the ladies had not informed the Lieutenant that
they were not only disinclined to heed his advice but were taking matters into
their own hands.
"Indeed,
sir," said Gillette to Norrington, pink-faced and sweating under the
combined glare of icy green and fiery dark eyes, "If I had known, I would
have done my utmost to dissuade them from so foolish a course of action!"
"Foolish,
is it?" growled Jack. "Seems to me you're the fool! Why the devil
didn't you take that little ship of yours and go after 'em yourself! You
could've caught 'em before they'd even come in sight o' Tortuga!"
"Endeavor,
you mean?" said Norrington, referring to the ship that had been sent from
England to replace the Interceptor. He shook his head. "It's still
in the midst of repairs. Broken mizzenmast, not two days out of Port
Royal."
Jack
swore, then remembered the presence of the Nurse and two girls. "My
apologies, ladies. I'm a bit put out by all this."
The
Nurse nodded gravely. Suzanna said, worriedly, "Captain, you will be able
to find them? The boys, I mean."
"Or
I'll die tryin'" said Jack, then, seeing her horrified expression, added,
"But it won't come to that! Don't you worry, Missy, we'll bring 'em all
back safe an' sound. Now you an' Lily tell me exactly how it was, and what
those men said an' just what they looked like."
But
Suzanna and Lilian brought no comfort to Jack. In fact, the more he heard the
more serious was his expression. Finally, he got up and walked over to the bank
of windows and looked out at the harbor. Norrington joined him.
"Do
you think you know who took them?" the Commodore asked quietly.
"Maybe.
Couple o' nasty buggers, if I guess right. But it's this Frenchman I don't know
about. Settin' toughs to kidnappin' a pair o' schoolboys in order to get me is
the work of a right blackguard. For that's what it is." Jack looked
briefly at the Commodore, then out the window again.
Norrington
frowned. "It wasn't your doing, Jack."
Jack
gave a short, humorless laugh. "Might just as well have been." He
took a deep breath. "Well, as I told little Suzanna there, I'll set it
right or die tryin'. You'd best get your things together, including those two
Lieutenants of yours, an' take your leave. We'll be gettin' ready to weigh
anchor soon."
"The
Lieutenants can see themselves off. I'm coming with you, of course." He
lifted a brow at Jack's look of surprise. "With your permission, of
course, Captain."
Jack's
mouth quirked slightly. "Maggie, eh?"
Norrington
nodded. "And Charles. And Owens, and Elizabeth, and your Harry. And you,
for that matter."
Jack
stared at him. Then said slowly, "Thanks, but my safety ain't your
concern."
Norrington
was almost successful in masking effect of this statement, but he said only,
"It is, when you are dealing with the French, which appears to be the case
in this instance."
"So
it is." Jack eyed him narrowly. "Daresay you're a good man to have at
one's back in a fight. But I ain't givin' up command o' this ship for
anyone."
"No
one is asking you to do so, Captain."
"All
right, then. Commodore."
A rather
wry look of amusement lit Norrington's eyes. "And to think it was
'Jim-me-lad' two hours back. How changeable life is."
Jack
couldn't help smiling. "It is that." He looked back at the table.
"Will? Giles? Are you both coming? Norrington's to join us."
The
Governor, pretending to be indignant, said, "What, am I not invited as
well?"
Jack
said, "No, for someone must stay an' watch the kittens, eh?" and
laughed at the Governor's grimace of displeasure.
o-o-o
"This
place is a travesty of civilization," Mrs. Henrietta Sparrow proclaimed,
annoyed and weary, wrinkling her little nose in disgust as another very dirty,
drunken citizen staggered past. "I cannot conceive of anyone choosing to
live in this manner."
"Jack
told Will it's a sad life that's never breathed deep Tortuga's sweet,
proliferous bouquet!" Elizabeth chuckled, keeping a firm hold of her sword
hilt.
"Men
are idiots," said Lady Margaret, succinctly.
Harry
laughed, hearing such words coming from the lips of her mild-mannered friend,
and Davis Lightfoot, who was following them, cleared his throat.
"Not
you, of course, Davis," Maggie said contritely. "But really! This
town appears to be an absolute cesspit of depravity. If I had realized, I would
never have let my Charles near the place, in spite of Jack's assurances of his
safety."
Davis
said soothingly, "There are nicer areas to the town, and the Widow McGee
and her family are fine people. It's just down here that it seems like an
unrelieved den of corruption."
Harry
said, "I hope we find one or the other of the villains soon. We've looked
in at least a dozen taverns, and only heard one rumor of 'Ace' leaving town!
And nothing of the other! Do you think there are many yellow-haired men with
snub noses here?"
"Not
many. Certainly not many that chum about with fellows called 'Ace'.
The four
started across the square before them, toward another tavern, attracting the
usual gaping looks of interest from the local citizenry: it was not every day
one saw three beautiful, elegantly dressed, heavily armed ladies, the shorter
of whom was very obviously near her time, accompanied by an open-faced,
raw-boned young man with a useful-looking blunderbuss. One onlooker in
particular, a tall, heavily painted woman with red hair and a redder dress
turned away from the sailor she was chatting up and stared, her lips curving
contemptuously.
"Well,
ain't this a sight? A little mum and 'er lady's maids! Davis, 'oo are these?
Yer bodyguards, then?"
"Now
then, Miss Scarlet, don't be baitin' these ladies," said Davis. "They
ain't in a good mood."
Harry
stopped, looking the woman up and down. "Davis, you know this
person?"
Davis
looked rather embarrassed. "Why, near everyone knows Miss Scarlet,
ma'am."
Harry's
brows lifted and she said, with thinly veiled contempt, "I'll wager they
do."
Miss
Scarlet's eyes flashed and she frowned. "Well, yer know my name. What's yours,
Mistress High an' Mighty? Or is it Miss after all?"
Harry
tilted her chin. "Not that it is any of your concern, but it is Mrs.
Henrietta Sparrow, wife of Captain Jack Sparrow."
Scarlet
gobbled briefly. Then, trying for disdainful derision and achieving only a
harsh gasp, she said, "Wife! Of Jack Sparrow! That bloody
eunuch!"
Harry
gave a little bark of angry laughter. "Obviously not!"
The
sailor snickered. "Gave ye the go-by, did 'e, Scarlet?"
"Bastard.
Shoulda slapped 'is pretty face twice as 'ard."
"You
slapped him?" exclaimed Harry, and her companions looked a little alarmed
at her tone.
"I
did. An' I'd do it again this instant, if 'e were 'ere. Married! Ha!"
But her
laughter was cut short by Harry's fist connecting with her rouged cheekbone,
which caused her to stagger back, catch her ankles on the edge of the
boardwalk, and thump ungracefully down.
"Aunt
Harry!"
"Harry,
no!"
"Ma'am,
you mustn't! See here, Scarlet," said Davis to that outraged female as she
struggled to her feet, a murderous look in her eye. The young man quickly
grabbed the belligerent Mrs. Sparrow by the arm and thrust her behind him where
she was held firmly by her niece and her friend. "I warned you she was in
a bad mood. You can't go fightin' with a woman that's carryin', for the Lord's
sake!"
The
sailor, giving a gap-toothed laugh, grabbed onto Scarlet, who shrieked,
"She's bloody given me a black eye! I'll bloody kill 'er! Let me go!"
Harry
bared her teeth in what was a decidedly nasty grin and began feeling for the
hilt of her knife, when a deep voice sounded sharply, "Here, what's this
then!" and a big red-haired man in an elegant suit strode up, accompanied
by two lesser minions. Scarlet subsided, with obvious resentment, and Harry
drew herself up to her full height (which came approximately to the middle of
the newcomer's chest) and assumed the practiced hauteur of a former dowager
duchess.
The
red-haired man looked down with some amusement and snapped, "Davis, ye'll
introduce me?"
Davis
complied. "Lady Harry, this is Phineas McCollough, mayor of Tortuga.
Mayor, Mrs. Henrietta Sparrow."
Harry
nodded to the mayor with great condescension, and said, "How do you
do?" and he, in turn, chuckled and looked her over appreciatively.
"So you're Jack Sparrow's better half, eh? A lucky man, the ol' devil is.
And didn't waste any time, either, I see. But, I can't be havin' ye startin' a
fight here, ma'am. It ain't fittin'."
"My
apologies, Mayor McCollough. I am unused to being accosted by unmannerly
persons who claim to rejoice in having assaulted my husband with little to no
provocation."
A shaggy
red brow rose, and the Mayor eyed the indignant Scarlet briefly. "Did she,
now? Well, sure, you may think that's reason enough to give 'er a shiner, but
there's probably a good many that could say the same an' ye can't be claimin'
vengeance on 'em all! He's quite the ladies' man, y'know-or was at any rate.
Liked 'is fun, but a bit particular about who 'e ultimately favored, if ye get
me drift. At least since I've known 'im. Caused a bit of turmoil now an'
then."
Scarlet
shook off the sailor's restraining hand at this point and straightened.
"I'll be off now, with your permission, Mayor, since you 'ave this
termagant under control."
Phineas
had turned toward Scarlet, so Harry pulled a face at the doxy, then erased it
swiftly as the Mayor turned back, his suspicions aroused by Scarlet's sudden
look of outrage. He gave Harry a warning glare, then said to Scarlet,
"Aye, then, perhaps ye'd better." He was silent as Scarlet flounced
off across the square, but then he shook a large finger at Harry and said,
"And you, ma'am, had best behave yerself, or I'll be tellin' yer husband
of ye."
"Well,
he can hardly do more than give me a scold at this point," said Harry,
patting 'Young Sparrow', her eyes bright with mischief.
Phineas
shook his head, disapprovingly, not quite subduing the smile that tugged at the
corners of his mouth. "I'd heard 'e'd got himself a pretty handful, an' I
see it's no more'n the truth. Where is 'e, by the by? And who's yer lovely
escort, here, if ye don't mind me askin'?"
"This
is Lady Margaret Holliday, an old friend of mine, and this is Mrs. Elizabeth
Turner, my niece." The ladies curtsied, and Phineas bowed with great
elegance. Harry went on, "We hope my husband will be joining us soon, but
he was from home and we have had to come without him on a most urgent errand:
Mrs. Holliday's son Charles, and our own cabin boy, Michael Owens, have been
kidnapped!"
"Kidnapped!
Little Owens, and Charlie? For of course I know 'em, ma'am," said Phineas
to Lady Margaret. "Fine little lads, both, an' pluck to the
backbone." Phineas chuckled. "Gave Captain Sparrow a bit o' grief
when they came with ‘im that last time, but 'e soon had 'em straightened
out." Seeing Lady Margaret's horrified look, the Mayor cleared his throat
and abandoned this line of conversation. "But kidnapped, ye say?"
"Yes,"
said Harry. "We have good reason to suspect they were brought here to
Tortuga where the villains were to hand them over to an unknown Frenchman! We
were less than twelve hours behind them, I think, although that little storm
delayed us somewhat, but we have been looking for them for hours and have had
no luck at all in finding them. Perhaps you could help us! There is a big, dark
man named Ace, and another with yellow hair and a snub nose."
Phineas's
brows shot up. "Ace Blackstone and Ned Shaffer! Never heard that they were
kidnappin' coves, but there you go: no tellin' what bas… bug… blackguards like
those'll be up to!"
"You
know them!" said Lady Margaret, hopefully. "Have you seen them,
then?"
"Saw
Ned not an hour since. Down at the Cat 'n' Whistle, in the old part o' town.
Didn't have the boys with 'im, though. Hmmm." Phineas fingered his beard
thoughtfully.
"What
is it? Do you know something?" demanded Harry.
Phineas
looked at her, frowning. "Nothin' fer sure, though…the thing is, I saw
some strange goin's on out in the harbor this mornin'-I'm an early riser, an'
like to take me mornin' tea lookin' out on the sea. Anyroad, looked like some
cargo bein' loaded onto that ship from Martinique-what was it called?"
"Fleur
de Mer, Mayor," said one of the minions.
"That's
right! One o' Emile Tussaud's ships. 'E's a merchant-rich as Croesus-has a home
on Martinique. An' it was after that I saw Ace an' Ned. Don't know where Ace
got to after that, but like I said, Ned's at the Cat 'n' Whistle. Saw 'im
chattin' up another o' yer husband's acquaintances: one Giselle Bontemps."
Harry rolled her eyes a bit, and Phineas narrowed his, saying, "Now don't
you even think of goin' after that one. She an' Scarlet're just the tip o' the
iceberg, I'm afraid. Ye can't go after 'em all! Ye must've known what 'e was
when ye married 'im!"
"Yes,
of course. I daresay you are perfectly correct," Harry agreed, but sounded
considerably annoyed. "My deepest thanks, Mayor McCollough. You have been
most helpful and I promise I will try to refrain from causing you more
distress."
"It
ain't me I'm worried about, Mrs. Sparrow," said Phineas, pointedly,
"it's you, and what yer husband'll have to say if yer hurt! You'll extend
my congratulations to 'im, when you see 'im, and my sympathies as well,
eh?"
Harry
chuckled, and said, "You may be sure of it, sir!"
o-o-o
The Cat
'n' Whistle was one of the seedier looking establishments, located in the older
part of the town, as the Mayor had indicated. It was quite a long way, and by
the time they got there Harry was feeling even more tired and irritable.
"Giselle
had better have made herself scarce," observed Elizabeth, eyeing her
Aunt's flushed countenance worriedly.
Lady
Margaret shook her head. "Your husband will be ready to murder the lot of
us if you come to harm, Harry. You should have stayed on the Bonny Lass
and let the rest of us do this!"
"Nonsense!"
said Harry, briskly. "Hopefully this will be our last stop, and we can get
the information we need and proceed after the boys. If the Mayor is correct and
that Emile Tussaud has something to do with it, we can leave for Martinique
tonight!"
"Good
God," said Davis, "I hope it won't come to that! Martinique is a long
way off, eight or ten days in the Bonny Lass, over open water. If that's
the case, I say we wait for the Pearl: it's safer in a big ship, and her
speed'll cut days off the journey. But maybe the boys're here in town,
somewhere."
"We'll
find out!" Harry said.
The
party entered, and the ladies had to endure some impertinent stares while Davis
bribed the barkeep to give over the whereabouts of Ned Shaffer. The man was
perfectly willing to do this, for the right price, however, and Davis presently
motioned to the ladies. The party proceeded up the rickety staircase to the
second floor, where rooms were let by the hour as well as by the night.
"This
is it," Davis said, when they reached a room marked with the number 3.
"Stand back, ladies."
Davis
gained them entrance by the simple expedient of kicking the door in. There was
a harsh scream and a startled oath as the four piled in, and then they were
confronting a couple lying naked in bed, a sheet drawn up to their chins. The
woman was thin, blond, and heavily painted as 'Scarlet' had been; the man had
long, dirty yellow hair and a snub nose, as promised. Davis trained his
blunderbuss on their quarry from one side, and Maggie and Elizabeth ranged
themselves and their swords on the other. Harry took the center, drew the
pistol from her pocket, and took dead aim.
"What
the devil? What do you want?" demanded the man, his voice shrill.
"My
son," said Maggie in icy accents.
Harry
said, "You have made a great mistake if you thought you would succeed in
kidnapping those boys with impunity, you despicable brute! Tell us where they
are this minute or I will not be answerable for the consequences."
"Don't
know what yer talkin' about!" barked the man.
"You're
mad! 'oo are you?" demanded the wench.
Harry
fixed a smoldering eye on her. "Are you Giselle?" she asked in
deceptively dulcet tones.
"What
if I am? What's it to you?"
"Just
this," said Harry, and quite deliberately cocked the pistol. "I am
Henrietta Sparrow, wife of Captain Jack Sparrow, and although I have promised the
Mayor I would not harm you, in spite of your dealings with my husband, I have
not been taught the use of firearms and cannot vouch for my aim should this
pistol discharge. I suggest you take your bony arse and leave immediately. Savvy?"
Giselle
did not need to be told twice. Wailing a little, she scurried naked from the
bed and, grabbing up her discarded skirt, ran from the room, her wail
increasing in volume as she gained the hall, and then the stairs.
Harry, smiling
at the heavy thump of footsteps on the staircase, trained the pistol on Ned
Shaffer. "Now!" she said, her voice cold and hard as ice, "We
will discuss the exact whereabouts of Michael Owens and Charles Holliday,
and…"
"Harry!"
Jack's
voice! With a glad cry, Harry swung 'round. There was a deafening report as the
pistol fired, and Jack staggered back.
On to Chapter Eleven