http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathon_Sharkey And I almost spit out my proverbial milk.
Too bad I'm not drinking any...
(well, ok, if you can count wikipedia as research!)
But seriously, check this out about this lesser known presidential candidate:
A Federal judge in Indiana has remarked about Sharkey that "his view of reality and attendant behavior is nothing less than bizarre."[7] He has proposed impaling "any one found committing an act of terrorism in Minnesota",[6] and advocates many additional unorthodox approaches to crime and other public issues.
On January 13, 2006, Sharkey was arrested in Princeton, Minnesota on an outstanding bench warrant relating to two felony counts in Indiana, one of escape and one of stalking a former girlfriend whom he had previously been jailed for harassing.[8][9] According to the Marion County Sheriff's Office, there are police reports dating since 2001 regarding his harassment of the woman.
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meh, it's not letting me italicize.