The things you find in the pockets of boys.
I found a folded up piece of paper in Tristan's room the other day, when we were doing a super duper summer purge. It is entitled, "Tristan's Well Thought Out Comebacks and Insults (Part 3)."
Don't ask me what happened to parts one and two.
Here, I'll share with you some choice exerpts, verbatim. (Don't ask me why he crossed the best ones out...)
insult 1: You lick dog butts!
insult 2: Your eyes look like a couple of raisins!
comeback 3: Whatever your hairy lip says, man!
comeback 3: Ever heard of the constitution?
comeback 4: Ever heard of the bill of rights?
comeback 5: Make like a banana and peel out!
insult 6: I think you fell out of the stupid tree.
comeback 7: (to violent threat) Please don't hit me with your ham hands!
comeback 8: Hey I think your antlers are rubbing together.
insult 9: You have a large abodomen.
comeback 10: Go drink a copper sulfate solution.
comeback 11: Go stick your head in a stigma.
insult 12: You wanta peanut, nutshell?
insult 13: Aren't you the devil? Why don't you take a less fat form?
Don't ask me what happened to parts one and two.
Here, I'll share with you some choice exerpts, verbatim. (Don't ask me why he crossed the best ones out...)
insult 1: You lick dog butts!
insult 2: Your eyes look like a couple of raisins!
comeback 3: Whatever your hairy lip says, man!
comeback 3: Ever heard of the constitution?
comeback 4: Ever heard of the bill of rights?
comeback 5: Make like a banana and peel out!
insult 6: I think you fell out of the stupid tree.
comeback 7: (to violent threat) Please don't hit me with your ham hands!
comeback 8: Hey I think your antlers are rubbing together.
insult 9: You have a large abodomen.
comeback 10: Go drink a copper sulfate solution.
comeback 11: Go stick your head in a stigma.
insult 12: You wanta peanut, nutshell?
insult 13: Aren't you the devil? Why don't you take a less fat form?