Foray into the Titty Bar
Last night was fun! There was a decision made amongst my ex-coworkers that we should go do something together that the girls under 21 could do. Answer: Nudey Bar.
It cost us $10 to get in to Dreamgirls Gentlemen's Club ("1/2 price for the ladies" said Mr. Tony), the only stripper joint in a 100 mile radius, conveniently located up the street from the First Southern Baptist church, and directly on hwy 95.
This place is a total dive and none of the strippers could be considered thin by any means. (they're hiring right now, i asked for an application- they said come back tomorrow during the day, I'd probably make more as a waitress there than as a Lane Bryant sales associate)
I start dancing next to my friends. One of the strippers recognizes my dance moves from Losers' Lounge (one of the places I like to go dancing when I'm completely stressed out) and shouts out with joy " There you are! We missed you!!!" (in reference to herself and her friend who is also a stripper that night)
It only got better from there...
I wish you were there!
It cost us $10 to get in to Dreamgirls Gentlemen's Club ("1/2 price for the ladies" said Mr. Tony), the only stripper joint in a 100 mile radius, conveniently located up the street from the First Southern Baptist church, and directly on hwy 95.
This place is a total dive and none of the strippers could be considered thin by any means. (they're hiring right now, i asked for an application- they said come back tomorrow during the day, I'd probably make more as a waitress there than as a Lane Bryant sales associate)
I start dancing next to my friends. One of the strippers recognizes my dance moves from Losers' Lounge (one of the places I like to go dancing when I'm completely stressed out) and shouts out with joy " There you are! We missed you!!!" (in reference to herself and her friend who is also a stripper that night)
It only got better from there...
I wish you were there!