The Sandwich and The Businesswoman
I just want you guys to know, this wasn't typical behavior. I had been having a long day and had just gotten in a fight with some guy. He had asked which sandwich was my favorite and I had said, "None of them, I'm a vegetarian" and he had said, "Oh. I feel sorry for you. Your life must be really boring because everything you eat is really boring." And I called him ignorant and things went down hill...
So there I was, at Wawa, yesterday's place of employment, when a businesswoman marched in. I was making her a sandwich when she shoved her businesswoman sunglasses up over her businesswoman blonde-streaked hair, tapped her long, fake businsswoman nails and said, "What are you doing?"
"I'm making your sandwich. You are number 56, right?" I asked.
"But I order it...like...five minutes ago." Tap tap tap.
"Ok...well, I'm doing the best I can."
"But the store isn't very busy right now." Laughs in a weird way that indicates she thinks she is being really nice to retarded girl who works at Wawaa. TAP TAP TAP "I think you should be finished." TAP TAP TAP TAP
"I'll be finished soon." The tapping begins to sound like nails driving into the back of my head.
"Well, I am in a hurry!" TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY
I began wrapping her sandwich up.
"Finally! Are you finished?"
That's when I shouted, "Here's your stupid sandwich" and threw it in her face.
So there I was, at Wawa, yesterday's place of employment, when a businesswoman marched in. I was making her a sandwich when she shoved her businesswoman sunglasses up over her businesswoman blonde-streaked hair, tapped her long, fake businsswoman nails and said, "What are you doing?"
"I'm making your sandwich. You are number 56, right?" I asked.
"But I order it...like...five minutes ago." Tap tap tap.
"Ok...well, I'm doing the best I can."
"But the store isn't very busy right now." Laughs in a weird way that indicates she thinks she is being really nice to retarded girl who works at Wawaa. TAP TAP TAP "I think you should be finished." TAP TAP TAP TAP
"I'll be finished soon." The tapping begins to sound like nails driving into the back of my head.
"Well, I am in a hurry!" TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY
I began wrapping her sandwich up.
"Finally! Are you finished?"
That's when I shouted, "Here's your stupid sandwich" and threw it in her face.