To agentaegis who is under the mistaken impression that One Piece is a ninja anime

Jul 10, 2003 17:04

I present to you the following evidence (in bulleted format and behind an LJ cut for your convinience)



Why Luffy is not a ninja

  • His goal is to become the Pirate King, not the Ninja King.
  • He does not practice any form of ninjutsu whatsoever
  • He could be hardly beconsidered stealthy by any definition of the word
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  • His mentor is a pirate. (Remember Shanks? Definitely a pirate!)
  • His idol was the Pirate King! (Gold Roger... no doubt there... PIRATE!)

  • Why Sanji is not a ninja

  • He cares too much about cooking and pretty ladies to even care about being a ninja
  • His boss at Baraties was a former pirate

  • Why Zoro is not a ninja

  • His pirate hunting days where simply a way of making money, not out of any particular malice toward pirates.
  • He is the first one to join Luffy's crew.

  • Why Nami is not a ninja

  • This can be summed up in one tiny little phrase: She loves treasure!

  • Why Usopp is not a ninja

  • His dad is a pirate.
  • His goal is to become a great pirate like his father
  • He had his own mini-pirate crew in his hometown
  • His desire to be called Captain Usopp.


  • I hope that serves in correcting your mistaken notions, you pajama wearing, bacon-less ninja. :P
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