CAUTION:Rant ahead. Do not read if you are easily offended.
I hate kids. Not all kids, not even most kids but some, more specically my next door neighbor David. It's almost enough to make me side with the childfree community (almost). Lately, I've been seeing TOO many kids like him. He and his friends are ALWAYS walking across our lawn even when me, my father AND their parents have told them NOT to. As a result, our lawn is a patchy spot of barren grass. This in turn makes my lawn care job even harder. Many are the days when I've wanted to strangle that kid in his sleep. If it weren't for certain other kids, I WOULD be childfree. :\ Feh...
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Alright, what the hell possessed me to write THAT? Heh... the world...may never know. :\
WK