Sniping the twenty-seventh target.

[haroicsacrifice]

Somehow I expected the City's version of April Fools' Day to be a lot worse than this. Maybe I've been getting too cynical here.

Yo, visitors. I think I can handle this, but try to go easy on my friends, all right? It looks like they're getting a little wound up.

[OOC: Fourth wall is totally breakable. Please don't bring Ali or mention the deaths of Anew or the Trinities, but other than that, anything goes.]