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Sleep is awesome.
Golden Corral is slightly less awesome than sleep.
It's impossible to get into the heads of girls whose names start with A.
Merlot tastes like straight dog urine.
Josh Brown is almost 1/2 as awesome as me.
You're not half as awesome as Josh Brown.
Thus, you = <1/4 my awesomeness.
Yo-Yo's are the new 'scene' trend. I started it. Go get one.
So is wearing your collar up and Pumas.
Front Mission 4 kicks my ass.
But my little brother is better than you at Spongebob Squarepants.
He's probably got a bigger dick than you, too. He's half black. Literally.
That's all. Look forward to your life having more purpose upon my next journal entry.
In the mean time,
Go strangle yourself.
Golden Corral is slightly less awesome than sleep.
It's impossible to get into the heads of girls whose names start with A.
Merlot tastes like straight dog urine.
Josh Brown is almost 1/2 as awesome as me.
You're not half as awesome as Josh Brown.
Thus, you = <1/4 my awesomeness.
Yo-Yo's are the new 'scene' trend. I started it. Go get one.
So is wearing your collar up and Pumas.
Front Mission 4 kicks my ass.
But my little brother is better than you at Spongebob Squarepants.
He's probably got a bigger dick than you, too. He's half black. Literally.
That's all. Look forward to your life having more purpose upon my next journal entry.
In the mean time,
Go strangle yourself.