Squee! Hammy's still alive. From thepowerplayers
I had left Angel and Hamilton to fight it out. I mean, I knew that Angel was mean and all and had the vampire strength like Spike did or whatever, but I totally thought that Hamilton would kill him. I hoped that Hamilton would kill him, not that I hated Angel so much that I wanted him dead, but he was just like a total meanie to me, and Hammy was a hottie and I wanted him to stay around. So, yeah, I was pulling for Hammy, totally, but then I saw Angel and all of the others out there. Their little plan to take over that Circle that Hammy had been protecting or whatever, had worked, and they were all still alive, including Angel, which totally freaked me out because I thought that it meant that Hammy, my Hammy was dead, and that wasn’t something that I liked. Not al all.
Still, while I was totally going to go back to Wolfram and Hart to see if Hammy had survived, the fight was so intense. I would have gotten involved, but there were way too many demons to jump in there. I had bad memories of fighting against a crowd of demons, and I didn’t know which side that I would fight on, anyway. Sunnydale, graduation, enough said. Big fight there and I got bit and turned. I so wasn’t going to end up dead, but watching the fight was like totally awesome. Buffy and that other slayer chick were fighting with Spike, which totally made me want to vomit and Angel, the blue meanie and Wesley, who was like the only one that I didn’t want to see hurt in the whole fight.
There were girls getting killed in there, a lot of girls, and I wondered why they were there. They seemed like hey had powers, like they were slayers or something, which I didn’t get because there was only supposed to be one. Anyway, they were like totally dying, and the whole helicopter thing. My view, from on top of the building was great, and then I saw Willow, a total freak and nerd, do the thing that she did and the demons all like started burning, except for Angel and Spike and that Illyria, who totally had to be a demon.
The demons started to run away, or the ones that didn’t die anyway, and I was like, that was so lame, and some of them started chasing the demons, but not Angel or Spike. Of course, Spike had to hang around Buffy…the slayer loving freak, and Angel hung around the other slayer. Now, it was time to go see Hammy. I hoped that he was okay. If he was, I am totally going to give him a blowjob and tend to his wounds and then, we’ll make Angel pay, together.
I avoided the demons and Wesley and all of them and found Wolfram and Hart…and it had like totally fallen to the ground. I thought to myself, how am I going to find Hammy in here? I did the next best thing in my mind, which was to call his name. I did, and on the third time, the weirdest thing happened. I was like shuttled away and ended up somewhere completely different, and Hamilton and Lindsey were both sitting down, staring at me. I wondered what Lindsey was doing here.
“Okay, the fight was amazing to watch, but, where are we, and why is he
Still, while I was totally going to go back to Wolfram and Hart to see if Hammy had survived, the fight was so intense. I would have gotten involved, but there were way too many demons to jump in there. I had bad memories of fighting against a crowd of demons, and I didn’t know which side that I would fight on, anyway. Sunnydale, graduation, enough said. Big fight there and I got bit and turned. I so wasn’t going to end up dead, but watching the fight was like totally awesome. Buffy and that other slayer chick were fighting with Spike, which totally made me want to vomit and Angel, the blue meanie and Wesley, who was like the only one that I didn’t want to see hurt in the whole fight.
There were girls getting killed in there, a lot of girls, and I wondered why they were there. They seemed like hey had powers, like they were slayers or something, which I didn’t get because there was only supposed to be one. Anyway, they were like totally dying, and the whole helicopter thing. My view, from on top of the building was great, and then I saw Willow, a total freak and nerd, do the thing that she did and the demons all like started burning, except for Angel and Spike and that Illyria, who totally had to be a demon.
The demons started to run away, or the ones that didn’t die anyway, and I was like, that was so lame, and some of them started chasing the demons, but not Angel or Spike. Of course, Spike had to hang around Buffy…the slayer loving freak, and Angel hung around the other slayer. Now, it was time to go see Hammy. I hoped that he was okay. If he was, I am totally going to give him a blowjob and tend to his wounds and then, we’ll make Angel pay, together.
I avoided the demons and Wesley and all of them and found Wolfram and Hart…and it had like totally fallen to the ground. I thought to myself, how am I going to find Hammy in here? I did the next best thing in my mind, which was to call his name. I did, and on the third time, the weirdest thing happened. I was like shuttled away and ended up somewhere completely different, and Hamilton and Lindsey were both sitting down, staring at me. I wondered what Lindsey was doing here.
“Okay, the fight was amazing to watch, but, where are we, and why is he