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They wanted to know how I'd lost so much weight so quickly.
My answer was always, "Oh, you know, diet and exercise..." and they kept dogging me about it, asking for tips and tricks, and I just kept repeating, "Diet and exercise." In reality, I wanted to smile and say, "Oh, you know--starving myself into a stupor of self-loathing. You give up all happiness, but I'll be damned if it's not effective. There's nothing like becoming a passive-aggressive shell of your former self. You should definitely try it!"
My answer was always, "Oh, you know, diet and exercise..." and they kept dogging me about it, asking for tips and tricks, and I just kept repeating, "Diet and exercise." In reality, I wanted to smile and say, "Oh, you know--starving myself into a stupor of self-loathing. You give up all happiness, but I'll be damned if it's not effective. There's nothing like becoming a passive-aggressive shell of your former self. You should definitely try it!"