Txt pst!

[harmony_vamp]

took me lng tme to find a sap.

stpd Larry harris!!! :( ths bttr wrk.

here @ htl of Barry Harris. IF IDONT POST AGN SOON, BARRY IS A STLKR. SEND HLP!!!!!!!

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[perspective_guy]

*rolls over in bed*

I don't need anymore towels, thanks!

[harmony_vamp]

WHAT?

*bangs on door again*

As if I would be a towel deliver-er-er person! Well except that one time, because it was the boy's football team and they were like, SUPER hot and wet and glistening from the shower...

[perspective_guy]

*gets out of bed*

*yanks open door*

Harmony. Can't say it's a pleasure to see you, but I can say, it's about time! I've only been shut in this hotel for the last five days or so.

*looks at small tree by Harmony's feet*

And WHAT is that?

[harmony_vamp]

*pleased*

A sap. You said you wanted it. You didn't say what kind, so I picked one out for you. The gardner guy said it would totally have these awesome pink flowers! Isn't that cute?

*looks at Xander's appearance and scrunches face*

EW! Why are you wearing a bed spread? It clashes with what I'm wearing. And you know Cosmo says that you really need to like, mesh the baggy look and the tight look.

[perspective_guy]

*Rolls eyes*

I was waiting all weekend. Day and night. It was really time to catch some sleep.

*opens door further*

*waits*

Oh, I invite you in.

[harmony_vamp]

Oh, I don't think I need to be invited in. It's a hotel, right? Eh, I never got all the vampire rules anyway.

*points to the windows*

But I do know sun is SO not good for my complexion. How about you grab this sap thing and then draw the curtains so I don't get like, overexposed to VU rays and stuff. And then you might want to get dressed, although I know it's hard for you.

OOH! I can totally dress you, like Harmony's SUPER X-treme Makeover. It could be so fun...

[perspective_guy]

*drags in tree*

*takes books and files from Harmony*

*turns into room to close the drapes*

*begins rummaging for clothing*

*stops*

Now, hold on just one second little Miss Drinks-a-lot-of-B-negative...who are you to boss me around? And NO to the makeover. Just get your vampiric butt in here and we can research this stuff and figure out your problem and I can get your bloodsucking self out of my life forever.

[harmony_vamp]

*storms into hotel room*

HEY!

*pokes Xander's chest*

For your information, I do not drink b-negative. I never even drank it when I was drinking human blood, it had this really strange sour taste that just didn't agree with my tummy.

*pokes Xander again*

And you can stop being with the hurtfulness, Manny Harris, it's SO not cool. I got enough of that crap from Angel and his jolly band of Idiot mcIdiotsons. So unless you want this room full of camels, I say you start being totally more nice to me.

*pokes Xander*

Hey, you've been working out since high school, huh?

[perspective_guy]

*smirks*

Yeah, some of us are capable of change since high school.

*catches Harmony's hurt look and shrugs sheepishly*

So...Why did you stop drinking human blood? Did it like mess with your bouncy hair or something?

[harmony_vamp]

No, my hair was ALWAYS superbouncy and awesome. Although not as shiny as Muffy's little sister's hair.

ANYWAY. I stopped drinking it because...I dunno. It was just boring. And it was SO annoying having to kill people for it. I mean, the screaming and the whining and the begging...

*dreamy look*

Anyway, it was just way too much work for me to do. And pig and otter blood is so much easier. Plus it's SUPER fun to like experiment with different kinds.

[perspective_guy]

Cool. If its true.

*feels draft*

*looks down at boxer shorts*

So right, I'm gonna go and get some clothes on and then its research-a-palooza. If you want, we can order some room service, I'm sure they can make you some really rare pork or something.

[harmony_vamp]

Are you kidding? This hotel is TOTALLY run by demons. They'll bring me up a glass of pigs blood no problem. But I already ate this morning, and you know, gotta watch that girlish figure.

OOOOOOH. I'd really, really like some girly drinks, with like, little pink umbrellas. Yay!

*grabs room service menu*

I'll order loads of them to make this snore-fest more bearable for us, Dander.

[perspective_guy]

XANDER