Sadness.
I can not draw any pictures today. If I could, I would surely draw the following:
1. Salmonella bacteria is a red-headed slut who enjoys the occasional orgy.
2. Dance Lessons from Anne Part II: The Running Man and the Slippery Floor with special guest The Vacuum
3. What happens when you misread jokes from Laffy Taffy wrappers...
Kealy: Why don't monsters eat cows?
Anne: Because they're Hindu
4. To make milk: insert cow into bottle and mix with bag of cans.
5. Harmony is Defeated by Multi-line Phone System and Headset combo.
1. Salmonella bacteria is a red-headed slut who enjoys the occasional orgy.
2. Dance Lessons from Anne Part II: The Running Man and the Slippery Floor with special guest The Vacuum
3. What happens when you misread jokes from Laffy Taffy wrappers...
Kealy: Why don't monsters eat cows?
Anne: Because they're Hindu
4. To make milk: insert cow into bottle and mix with bag of cans.
5. Harmony is Defeated by Multi-line Phone System and Headset combo.