.::.Silly Little Friends... Take 5 Minutes.::.
You know all those 'friends' that swear up and down that you are one of their closest and/or bestest friend (Yes, I know I just used bestest lol so sue me).... Well, this is who this is directed too.
If someone is truly your "best friend" or one of your "close friends", don't you think you should, I don't know, TALK TO THEM! You know more than once in a f--ken blue moon?! I mean seriously, how can they be "close" if you never talk? Anyone else ever think of that? Or am I the only one fed up with people that I don't even remember why I've continued to be their friends. HOLY F'en HELL... I talk to my enemies more than I talk to my "close" or "best" friends... With the exception of Shawna and Aaron. ... and Steven.... And you know I've found its primarily those who think their lives are soooooooo busy that they can't afford a 5 minute phone call or even a little email.. since we know most of them are fucken MYSPACE WHORES. I mean, holy shit, if you can sit on your lazy fucken asses and be wandering around all of fucking myspace and filling out pathetic ass fuckin surveys, YOU CAN AFFORD TO HAVE A 5 MINUTE PHONE CONVERSATION! It's not that hard.
So there's my rant. Oh btw, I talk to Emily more than I talk to some of those who call me their "close" or "best" friend. And when I do talk to them, it's me doing the fucking calling. No more of that shit people. You can call my busy ass and wait for me to return a fuckin phone call.
Good fucking Night, and Happy Fucking Thanksgiving!
~Sincerely,
The Famous, Insta-Bitch Whore