[Bed] - How I've Missed Thee

[harmonicasatire]

I never want to get up from this comfortable piece of furniture again. Fuck sleeping on lumpy airplane seats, hard underground seats, questionable bus seats, benches that probably have more germs than the inside of a hobos mouth, and metal fold-up chairs. FYI, a line of said metal fold-up chairs do not make a comfortable impromptu bed and I do not recommend trying it. One wrong move and it's a tumble, bruised ribs and a possible concussion for you.

I just wanna bury my face into my soft pillows and suffocate myself in the heaven sent cushions of goodness. In fact, that's my plan. I'll write more later if I haven't blacked out from lack of oxygen.