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here and look through random quotes until you find five or six~ that you think reflect who you are or what you believe.
Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.
Oscar Wilde
Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
P. J. O'Rourke
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
Steven Wright
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
Henry David Thoreau
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Isaac Newton