Conversation with my boss...

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XEZZIO: dave
Link479479: sup
XEZZIO: guess what?
Link479479: what?
XEZZIO: we got a government contract
Link479479: huh?
XEZZIO: i'm putting you in charge
Link479479: how?
XEZZIO: i spoke to an associate over the weekend.
XEZZIO: its a non compete bid
Link479479: what do i need to
XEZZIO: sell dell computers to the government.
XEZZIO: are you interested?
Link479479: well of course
XEZZIO: too bad its april fools
XEZZIO: because any other day, you'd be rich
Link479479: haha you fucker
XEZZIO: ^^ love you too dave