...yyyes. Well, okay--my birthamaday was NOT nearly as sickening as I thought it'd be. ;D I despise the fact that I am a year older, yes. Birthday calls are annoying. 8'D Plus, ~~my~~ birthday is on my parents' wedding anniversary. ...my separated, bitter parents' wedding anniversary. :D Which, as I'm sure you can imagine, makes for some fuuuuuntimez~! They did a good job at putting that aside, just for today, though. And the family was actually TOGETHER. <33 nothing exploded!!
I stayed up until three or four AM battling the sandman and listening to music. D8 I typed a message on Facebook to Cookie that I don't even remember typing LMFAOOOOO!! So by the time I waved my white flag and climbed into bed with Felix curled up beside me (much to the Sandman's pleasure, I would imagine 3<), I was so out of it I barely knew what was going on. Sleep actually came fairly ~~QUICKLY~~ and PAINLESSLY, this time!!
WAKING UP, HOWEVER, ~~DID NOT.~~
...I woke UP groaning, and once I realized what day it was, I didn't quit. LMFAOOOO. Felix cheered me up a little, by being positively adorable and snuggling up against me and purring like a purring whatsit. :'3 My throat hurt and I was leaking from my NOSE, but that, coupled with hot chocolate with ~~real candy cane pieces in it~~ and "Seinfeld" helped a little. ...I still stumbled back to bed as soon as my body let me, though (IT CONTROLS THESE THINGS NOT ME D8).
AND THIS TIME, WAKING UP WAS EVEN MORE PAINFUL. oh, good lord. LMFAOOOOO. I woke up to the father saying something about birthdays and wedding anniversaries and pestering me about whether or not I had any last-minute requests and etc. etc., in a VERY LOUD VOICE. I kept telling him to leave me alone, because I srsly just wanted to sleep, but he wouldn't shut up, so eventually I told him I wanted to punch him in the face. *THUMBS UP* ...by the time he left, my body had decided it wanted to get up again. 8'D I was a little pissed off.
...BUT I GOT OVER IT!! with the help of Dan Deacon music ~~and~~ frozen Junior Mints the sibling had apparently been saving for me. :3
The sibling tried to convince me that the father had gotten me PURPLE SKINNY JEANS for my birthday, and I was just ~~CONFUSED~~ for awhile there. LMFAOOOOOO!! because whenever she wears skinny jeans I just talk about how ridiculous it looks, and SURE I like purple, but... ...skinny jeans, really?? ...but the mother told me I wasn't and the sibling was just trying to mess with me. I couldn't let her know I KNEW she was screwing with me, though, because that would have ruined her fun. 8D
OH!! AND THE MOTHER STARTED TO BAKE ME A CAKE. a DELICIOUS HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE OREO CAKE that also helped me hate everything less. *FLOUNCES* I got to lick the bowls and baking whatsits and EVERYTHING it was great. *FLAILFLAILFLAIL* my mother's homemade cake kicks your mother's homemade cake's ass, LET ME TELL YOU. ahaha.
The chaos at home died DOWN a little once the sibling's boyfriend Connor got here. A fact: Connor is practically part of our family by now, it's ~~WEIRD.~~ LMFAOOOOO!! Also, he has a wonderful taste in music, sings Beatles songs with me while everyone else is trying to eat their dinner, and... he apparently has a twisted sense of humor too! Keeping these things in mind... I SHOWED HIM "SUPERJAIL!". I have converted yet another, and my RAINBOWRIFFIC SUPER ARMY IS ~~SLOWLY~~ GROWING. I AM SATISFIED. *SALUTES* ...I plan on shoving "Jake and Amir" in his face, at some point.
SO WE OCCUPIED OURSELVES WITH THAT WHILE THE SIBLING AND THE MOTHER were getting ready to go out to dinner. And then we were off to Big Apple Pizza~! Which hasn't played as big of a part in my life as Litza's, but it's a much smaller place and the sibling never lets us go there otherwise. LMFAO. We brought the cake and the presents, and I was still kind of exhausted but thankfully in okay spirits by this point.
THEIR GARLIC KNOTS ARE ~~~~SPECTACULAR~~~~ BTW
OH MY TKEFSDLFSFL
.... hello, I am Italian at heart. :'3 LMFAO.
We decided to open presents BEFORE our pizza and calzones and etc. etc., so I wouldn't get everything GREASY.
HERE'S WHAT I GOT, since the only thing birthamadays are good for is being materialistic:
~"Far" by Regina Spektor and "Midwinter Graces" by Tori Amos from the mother~! (<3333 I SQUEAKED. LMFAOOOOO.)
~349429249 iTunes gift cards. (D8 THANK GOD. Black Moth Super Rainbow, Noe Venable and Dan Deacon, here I come~!)
~"Alice in Wonderland" clothes from Hot Topic~! From the father and aunt Merry. A Cheshire cat jacket... thing. And... something else I FORGET BUT SHH
~A purple shirt from Aunt Shontae. :D Which I am wearing riiiight now.
~Purple and red shirts from the grandmother, PLUS money. ;3
~A documentary on Woodstock from the father~!! (I DID MY FWAPPY LUCILLE ARMS AT THE TABLE AND EVERYONE LAUGHED LMFAOOOO)
~A book called "Inside the Criminal Mind" from the father, which I started reading at the table~~!! (...I COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN OKAY EVEN THE INTRODUCTION WAS SO FASCINATING)
~"Batman: The Animated Series" on DVD from the father~! YES THE ENTIRE SERIES. (MY THOUGHTS BASICALLY WENT LIKE THIS: "!!!! KFSKFSFLSFL" BECAUSE HE TOLD ME, PRIOR TO THAT, THAT HE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS AVAILABLE ON DVD ANYMORE. D8 ...I wasn't expecting it. IT WAS GREAT. AHAHAHA :3)
~A... massage... shiatsu machine thing, for my poor back. FROM THE FATHER. (...LMFAO I!!!! started LAUGHING SO HARD AND NO ONE COULD FIGURE OUT WHY. it was ace <3333)
~A DVD collection of... performances by someone named Victor Borge, whom I've never heard of. FROM THE FATHER. ...I THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING LIKE "COMEDY MEETS CLASSICAL" SO I AM EXCITED 8D
~MORE JUNIOR MINTS FKSFKLFK
~"The Sims 3" from the sibling! :D (She was SO EXCITED for it because she bought it with her OWN WORK MONEY. LMFAO. I was too. <33)
AAAAND I THINK THAT'S IT. ...the sibling really DID try to trick me with that skinny jeans thing, though, and I think my father was in on it, because he brought in this bag from Hot Topic and was all, "This is something you've NEVER GOTTEN BEFORE. 8D" ... so I opened it and there were these ginormous jeans inside and I was like "....what these aren't... even purple DDD8?? *CONFUSION?*"
AND HE WAS LIKE "OH OOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THESE ARE MY SIZE."
AND THEN THE SIBLING WAS LIKE "I GUESS THAT'S NOT THE ACTUAL PRESENT"
AND I WAS JUST LIKE "........ WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!"
...that's when she gave me "The Sims 3." LMFAO.
And the candles on my birthday cake were all odd and Suessy and colourful and twisted. The grandmother said they reminded her of me. <3333333
SO YES, it wasn't a bad day!! ;D at all. ...and I CRACKED UP over something in the car to the point of TEARS, but now I can't remember what it was. LMSFMFFSMFSM. I woke up in a terrible mood but :'3 it turned itself 'round, so that's good~! The mother's boyfriend even tried to ruin it by being stupid and getting mad at my mother for not answering her phone while we were doing birthday things, but I didn't let that SPOIL ANYTHING.
oh BTW
Kerry made me
~~THIS~~ for my birthday.
I TOLD HER SHE WAS MY FAVOURITE PERSON. ;DD LMFAOOOOOO.
...here's to a good year, I GUESS?? I dreaded this year, and then it HAPPENED and it was GLORIOUS!! so who knows. um.
THE SIMS 3 IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS, ACTUALLY. BYE.
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oh wait, before I forget: HAPPY (...WELL, BELATED NOW) DEATHDAY, MOZIE~!! I will use my Mozart icon in your honour. <333
OH, AND THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES, FRIENDS. even if I hardly knew what to do with them all. AHEM.
*SKIPS OFF*