Oh, my head.......it hurts in so many, many ways......
Today I learned a valuable lesson: getting drunk is sometimes painful. Especially when you fall off a bar stool and sustain multiple bruises on the left side of your body. Waking up with the hangover from hell the next day isn't fun, either. I don't have the energy to do anything other than popping a couple of Tylenol and then watching Pushing Daisies and Top Chef.
I've been avoiding the sports news because listening to countless people go on and on about how wonderful Brett Favre is makes me want to throw myself into oncoming traffic. It's bad enough that he broke the record for the most touchdown passes, but it's made worse by the fact that he did it in the Metrodome. While beating the Vikings AND on my birthday.
You suck, Favre.
Wikipedia Article of the Day:
Ireland