prerequisite cool

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prerequisites for being cool:

-must always have an audience

-must run in cliques to achieve said audience and ensure that it is receptive

-must generate laughs every time you open your mouth, even at the expense of common courtesy

-must force elevated vocabulary to fully impart intellect to those around you

-must hold your opinion above all others

-must always stress your interests as being unconventional