Googling yourself is so last year. Now all the cool kids are Wikipediaing themselves.
I think we all need to seriously consider the possibility that natural disasters are committing horrendous acts in OUR NAMES:
1991's Typhoon Caitlin - relieved a drought on Okinawa and killed 18 in Korea and the Philippines. 1994's Tropical Storm Caitlin - strong tropical storm that killed 8 people in China, with 9 missing.