Shake your monkey hips, my pretty little creationist.

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'Wouldn't it be great? They could give out tiny Churchill dolls in schools. Hello Blue Churchill! Hello Red Churchill... Churchills go for a walk...Churchills attack Scottish doll...Churchills make out...You can get Albert Einstein dolls you know. And Edgar Allen Poe ones.'

'I used to read Edgar Allen Poe. A long time ago. Before the Witnesses.'

'Jane, you were a big goth bitch before you joined the God Squad, weren't you?'

'Ha! Not really. I liked Eleonora. The Tell-Tale Heart. The Purloined Letter...'

'I first heard about Edgar Allen Poe in The Simpsons.'

'I saw the play you were reading, about the Marquis de Sade.'

'Yeah, it's a play about the play the Marquis de Sade puts on in an insane asylum about Jean Paul Marat. It's fucking ace. I love it. It's all about slapping you in the face to make you think and-'

'...what?'

'The writer was trying to marry two theorists, Artaud and Brecht-'

'Yes, well, I read some Marquis de Sade when I was younger. Much younger. I couldn't read them now. They were a bit naughty. Well, actually, they were very naughty.'

'Well they would be if it was the Marquis de Sade...'

'Justine. I saw a film version of it when I was in Paris, in a wee cinema...in French. No subtitles. I think, looking back, it might've been a porn cinema. There was an actor in it, what was his name...? What was his name? Kiniski or something. Used to make lots of controversial comments. Can you pass me some piper magnets? I couldn't watch that now...The Truth...couldn't watch that now...I'm going for lunch. I'm just going to take my magazines.'

'You guys aren't into evolution, right?'

'Right. Definitely not. No way. No monkeys.'

'Good for you.'