'Thur wis this lassie'

[harlequinrobot]

'Thur wis this lassie, she flashed me like, ken liftin' up 'er toap and tha'. She wis aw like 'Yer a paedophi-yal! Yer jist a durty ol' man, ya bastar'!' An' she 'ad these two black guys with'ur, they jist sat there, in silence. Ken, she'd obvay-ously picked them up like, and I felt like sayin', 'Yiv no goat the figger to be daein' that hen, I mean luik at ye, all ye kin git are two black guys!'...But ah didnae.'

'That was prob'ly wise, couldae opened up a whole new can uh wurims.'

'Aye, exac'lay.'