Holy Zombie Jesus!
And so i was thinking, paperweights, whats the point? Any place you would have a paperweight that you bought, you would't need it. And any place where you really need a paperweight, you probably won't have one. Offices are calm places and not prone to gusts of wind sufficent to overcome some paper. Anywhere that would be hectic enough to necessitate the weighing down of paper often would not facilitate the storage of an actual store bought paperweight. Now im all for useless purchases but paperweights aren't fun, how are they still around? Why do people buy them? I guess its just another question that will never be answered, like are there left and right socks/ can you have them on the wrong feet?(Regular socks not those nutty "toe socks" just to pre-empt any nit pickers out there)