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Dear Coach Carr and the Michigan Football Team:
Please stop sucking. PLEASE. My head and heart are heavy with the pains of the most recent humiliating spectacle you folks so improperly demonstrated as Michigan football. I think we can all agree, that was most assuredly NOT Michigan football.
How is it possible that you folks haven't won a game since Bo passed? Please get your acts together (and SOON) for it's really devastating to the rest of us who bleed maize n' blue to endure this.
Thank you.
Go Blue,
A disappointed albeit ever-loyal Michigan Alumna