fic: best thirty seconds of my life [new girl, pg-15]

[hariboo]

best thirty seconds of my life
new girl
.pg-15 | jess/nick | 2k
spoilers/warnings: none.
summary: nick finds jess' coupon for weird, nerdy sex and tries to stop thinking about it.
n: for this holiday ficathon. prompt was: nick/jess + these gifs. title from lonely island's 'i just had sex'. unbeated.

Comments

[hollydoodle19]

crazy about this!! everyone is so on point, but nick is especially great - i love him imagining jess in the white leia costume because he knows jess would find the silver bra outfit uncomfortable and that doesn't fit the nerdy sex which works for both of us prerequisite!

[hariboo]

So true, it has to work for both of them, it good of him to remember that. Thank you for the comment!

[hariboo]

WINSTON, MY SOUL BROTHER. But I'm so glad that the voices sounded authentic bc like LOL THESE CHARACTERSSSS idk i find them so fun to write but maybe TOO FUN? too easy to throw out randomness, i guess.

BUT THANK YOU! :DDD

[dollsome]

Oh heavens, this is SO DELIGHTFUL. Just, perfect voices for everyone, and bwahahaha, Nick Miller, I want to be inside your brain forever! Just adorable. He doesn't have anything resembling what Han Solo wears but hey… hairy. He's got that.

LOVE IT!

[hariboo]

coming from you, the queen of delightful! i am completely flattered! thank you so much. :D

[falseeeyelashes]

Ahhhhhh this is so incredibly delightful! I think I have been waiting since that Christmas episode last year for someone to write fic about that nerdy weird sex coupon and finally! At long last! And it was worth the wait!

I looooove that you not only wrote this from Nick's POV but got his voice down so so so well! And all his weird nerd sex fantasies! Chewy vs Han! Leia in the white dress or the bikini! And then -- kitchen sex, man! When it comes to these two, I am allllllll about the kitchen sex haha. This was hot and fun and so in-character -- I couldn't have asked for a better fill for that prompt, dude.

ALSO, WINSTON IN THIS.

"I dunno," he finally mumbles, hunching his shoulders and glaring at Winston. "I hate previews."

Winston waves him off, "You hate joy."

I have never identified with Winston more in my life.

[hariboo]

Ngl, I've been wanting it (wanting to write it) since last year but I had no story in my mind but ahhh this year it all clicked! And yay you liked it!!

Writing Nick's POV was scarily, I am now worried about myself.

[hyacinthian]

AHHHHHH AD;KLFJA;SDKFJA;DSKFJ !!!!!!!!!!!

you are fantastic. this is super wonderful.