fic: let's talk in baseball metaphors (what are they again?) [new girl, r]

[hariboo]

fic and tv it's all i am lately.

let's talk in baseball metaphors (wait, what are they again?)
new girl
r | jess, nick/jess | 7,150~
disclaimer: not mine
spoilers/warnings: you're good if you watched the wedding episode and if you didn't you're still pretty good.
summary: the evolution of jess and nick's hook ups via alcohol and some soberness,

Comments

[falseeeyelashes]

GURRRRRRRRRRRL. What an incredibly awesome surprise to stumble on just before I went to bed! OMGGGGG ALL THE DRUNK HOOK-UPS! ALL OF THEM! This is so crazy hot, I can't even deal with it. I kept trying to make this go as slow as possible because I wanted to ~savor it, and omg, it was savored, haha. Jess's voice in this was so great, and I loved all the parenthetical asides, and I LOVED all the various character insight you offered for her, and for NICK! AHHHHHH NICK!

Because Jess actually thinks Nick's a serious everything kinda guy. Except sometimes he sings to her and wears her hats and does a slow jam chicken dance. He does that kinda stuff a lot more than she thinks he thinks he lets himself.

Love, love, loved this. It's so true to character! And oh man, speaking of this dude -- so hot I cannot even deal. THIS FIC DID NOT HELP BUT RATHER EXACERBATED THIS SITUATION. I can't even talk about the majority of this fic in coherent terms and by that I mean the hall makeout, and then Spencer had great-magical-Disney prince hair but with Nick it's all hands. Man hands. Man hands she want on her lady--, and then THE BATHROOM HOOK-UP (LAWD HAVE MERCY) AND THE COUCH SEX. And! You included so many great, in-character random details -- especially Schmidt! When he flops down on the couch in storytelling mode and how he painted Jess's nails hahaha, and Schmidt's thinking: ice cream and any movie with full front on the girl not the dude! Or maybe some Mcconaughey too. Winston's thinking: EPSN and beer and jamming to some Toni Braxton. SOBBING OMG HAHA.

Everything I could have ever wanted in a fic. I TIP MY IMAGINARY HAT TO YOU.

[hariboo]

IMAGINARY HOOK HANDS.

I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT. Who needs coherent comments!?! After I read yours I was over the moon over everything I couldn't reciprocate! But Jess and Nick. Idk how these two have inspired such feelings of shippy devotion in me but I suspect because is totally sneaky sexy hot and YOUR FIC JUST HELPED HIGHLIGHT IT ALL FOR ME and I'm just waiting for Jess to catch up with us.

Schmidt and Wiston! All these dudes really, they're just super hilarious and probably just as kooky as Jess is they just haven't let their freak flag fly.