Los Héroes
So we begin again.
The Previouslies happen.
We see sketches. Of Slyar and Elle making out, of Nathan flying, of Noah holding a bleeding Claire. And it's Papa P sketching them.
Then we see Mama P looking all dertermined at a family picture before we look into the sun. DA DUM.
Yeah, Papa, that's your grandaughter there. Dying.
Slyar and Elle are flirting. Wooo. When Papa P asks you to jump, Slyar clearly answer how high into the startosphere do you want me to go. Oooo. Dad. It's sound kinda wooden to me there, Slyar baby. But Elle's WTH face is awesome.
Papa P ship Slyar/Elle.
Hee. I love how Angela is LAYING DOWN THE LAW. I love this woman.
THE HAITIAN. WOOOO.
Oh, Claire. Shut it and listen to your awesome beyond awesome Grandmother.
Noah, you are too awesome!
Petrelli boys. Your back to your awesome bromancing again. I love it. AWW. Seriously, yay for the Petrelli boys almost inappropriate touching. And Peter's smile. He's soooo happy.
The eclipse kills Claire? Well, what a sucky way to go. Death by solar movement.
Daphne! "I'm a betrayer! *freaks out*" I heart you! Matt, I love you too!
HA! How lucky are you! I love the look Daphne gives Hiro. WIN.
Steven Canfield? Oh, Vortex dude! Claire's wig gets better with each episode, but I can still totally tell it's fake, fake, fake.
ANDO!!! DAPHNE!!! Nemesis. Oh, Daphne, I love that. You were the Winchester's neighbours. NAIZE.
"Glasses, himself." Elle! Hee. Dude, I love them in their bantery awesomeness. The eyeroll was great. Look that ticking clock and smug laughter.
Wait, it might be the MOON. Sun, shum. It shifts their inner tides!
Claire, you haven't. HA. NOAH. YOU WIN. You've just said everything we've all been thinking. Take a lesson, girl. "It's baseball." Hee. I love you, Glasses.
Tracy and Papa. Boring convo of evol. Oh, Mama. She sooo on your game there, Tracy. Watch out now.
Dude, Daphne lives in weird house from the plauge thing in s3 of SPN.
OH, IT'S BEGINNING. DA DUM.
Mohinder!??? Huh?
Oh, the eclipse took them powers! Their powers are SO clearly New Age. The moon in alignment with the sun shifted the genetic sequence of their powers like it does with the tides and POOF. No Powers Day!
And Slyar and Elle are being evil in their red car of hotness.
Ah, I see what you did there Mohinder.
Oh, WET PETRELLI BOYS. YAYZ. I'm shallow, sue me! And Peter point things out! Clever things! DUDE. Seriously, why did he have powers that took away this awesome.
In Kansas, Matt loses the mojo and is adorably awkward.
NO POWERS. DA DUM.
Daphne, how cute are you?! Oh, what's happening again?! Intrigue! You know her dad's a hunter. Or something.
Peter is unhappy with Big Brother. They're being sibling win. Please fight. In the mud. PLEASE.
OH, BOYS. I love you too.
HAITIAN. I love him. He's on for one second and he's already awesomer than everybody else.
Oh, fuck. This is how Claire dies, right? DUDE. Oh, Noah. Claire, sweetie!
OOOH. I love the power failage. It's funny how they've all become dependent on it so much.
CLAIRE. Oh, NOAH. Good filming here.
Sandra, you're being awesome. Noah, so are you. Where's Lyle!? (Also, Claire, I hate to say this, but might have needed this little wake up call.)
"It sucks, but it's wonderful." BABY GIRL. This is the moment I've been waiting from you.
I'm kinda loving the dark day filming.
Hiro is so cute here. "Holy crap!" Ah, the next issue! YES. Because, seriously, it's about fucking time we use those babies.
Mohinder, you're back to being pretty! YAY. And no, don't go looking for Maya. Papa P want's his power back and he will make others fuck you up to get them.
HA. Seth Green. DUDE. THIS *IS* SO AWESOME. And ever comic book geeks dream.
I love the Petrelli boys and their jungle walk.
Oh, the Haitian has a brother. And he's evol. Cool. Peter, being kinda awesome. Nathan, back to being that ass we all love. And speaking the French. Hot. Papa P really is a bastard.
Noah is awesome daddy. I heart. And he puts on the glasses of Badassness. And Sandra kicks his ass with her own awesome. Oh, Noah.
Sooooo.... what's up in Kansas? Matt Parkman being adorable. What's up with Daphne though? ---- OH. SWEETIE.
Elle! HEE. I love the re-setting of the arm. Wow, you recovered there pretty fast there Slyar. And they makeout. (It was a little anti-climatic for me, being as it's been feed to us with a ice-cream scooper.)
WITH HRG TARGETING THEIR ASSES.