Just spoke to my beloved mistress
blueirish. I'm afraid she's not doing very well at the moment. Did my best to raise her spirits, nut honestly talking about tearing my clothes off and giving her a lap dance just doesn't have the same effect as being there and doing it.
She's the most amazing of creatures really. I mean there she is, feeling like death, and all she wants to know is what she can do for me. I wish she would just see that she doesn't always have to make people feel better. We're here to make you feel better, mistress.
And on that note, let the feel good times begin. Remember girls this is porn with audience participation. Need a topic? Lap dances: yay or nay?