the hare notices something slightly off.

[hareish]

Jesus fuck, what the fuck happened to my job?

Comments

[lepetitrouge]

I try, I try. Also I am big on the environment. And it being black hole free.

Yeah, stop me if you've gotten this already, but strategy #1 might be to never put anybody in a bag ever.

[priceonyourhead]

It's my understanding that black holes generally make things unpleasant. And wrinkle suits.

I didn't think she'd actually listen to me.

[lepetitrouge]

You know that's the impression I get too.

Uh, be careful then I guess? Or follow up future comments with 'just kidding please don't actually do that'?