Have A Serving of Random Thoughts
[mood: 
Odd]
[music: Big Time Rush - Oh Yeah]
My random collection of thoughts for today:
Does beer count as a serving of whole grain? Yes, I realize that sounds like a question an alcoholic would have, but I don't even drink beer. It occurred to me when reheating beef barley soup that there's an awful lot of barely, hops, and the like involved in brewing, and now, I kind of want to find out. *looks it up* Hmm. As expected, that looks like a big, old "no."
I thought of a really devious subtle way to freak people out. You know how construction workers always write in code when they're going to be repairing sections of sidewalks or roads? It's usually a random (to us) assortment of letters and numbers. Just walk down to the end of one of the sections of code and write "= Satan."
I've realized that the majority of the texts I send to people are so random out of context that they could probably make it into the highlights of things like TFLN (Texts From Last Night)...here's a smattering of examples. Bonus points if you can figure out what any of my texts actually refer to!
1) "...where people weren't just descended from monkeys and dudes could get pregnant?"
2) "...don't want to be some creepy winking pirate distraction in the audience."
3) "It's all sexy Scrooge McDuck until someone gets a papercut."
4) "I've never sniffed Scotland, so I can't say for sure. But it was refreshingly gentlemanly."
5) "Sadness leads to tacos!"
6) "'My space heart tells me I'm the princess!'"
7) "Yes, self respect...that unswerving cockblock that keeps you from raping minors to Disney365."
8) "I don't know...would he just trot me across some clouds?"
9) "You mean when they puke it's like milk? I'm so confused."
10) "I took "pump" as a command form verb..."
11) "There weren't even possums this time!"
12) "I swear by the speed with which I took Sven to the Hospital Planet and by the speed with which Ken swallowed Ryu!"
13) "Maybe I'm wrong, and he will roguishly woo me instead of being gorgeously effete while sucking cock."
14) "You know male dinosaurs were hittin' it!"
Odd]
[music: Big Time Rush - Oh Yeah]
My random collection of thoughts for today:
Does beer count as a serving of whole grain? Yes, I realize that sounds like a question an alcoholic would have, but I don't even drink beer. It occurred to me when reheating beef barley soup that there's an awful lot of barely, hops, and the like involved in brewing, and now, I kind of want to find out. *looks it up* Hmm. As expected, that looks like a big, old "no."
I thought of a really devious subtle way to freak people out. You know how construction workers always write in code when they're going to be repairing sections of sidewalks or roads? It's usually a random (to us) assortment of letters and numbers. Just walk down to the end of one of the sections of code and write "= Satan."
I've realized that the majority of the texts I send to people are so random out of context that they could probably make it into the highlights of things like TFLN (Texts From Last Night)...here's a smattering of examples. Bonus points if you can figure out what any of my texts actually refer to!
1) "...where people weren't just descended from monkeys and dudes could get pregnant?"
2) "...don't want to be some creepy winking pirate distraction in the audience."
3) "It's all sexy Scrooge McDuck until someone gets a papercut."
4) "I've never sniffed Scotland, so I can't say for sure. But it was refreshingly gentlemanly."
5) "Sadness leads to tacos!"
6) "'My space heart tells me I'm the princess!'"
7) "Yes, self respect...that unswerving cockblock that keeps you from raping minors to Disney365."
8) "I don't know...would he just trot me across some clouds?"
9) "You mean when they puke it's like milk? I'm so confused."
10) "I took "pump" as a command form verb..."
11) "There weren't even possums this time!"
12) "I swear by the speed with which I took Sven to the Hospital Planet and by the speed with which Ken swallowed Ryu!"
13) "Maybe I'm wrong, and he will roguishly woo me instead of being gorgeously effete while sucking cock."
14) "You know male dinosaurs were hittin' it!"