Thanks for the belated birthday gift, Sergio!
[mood: 
Pleased]
[music: Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake - Love, Sex, and Magic]
So, Sergio Ramos decided to deliver a heck of a belated birthday present...
"What do you mean you wanted to be productive today?" -- Sergio's Abs
My favorite defender stripped down to a pair of Calvin Klein briefs and was photographed for the November edition of Men's Health. The behind-the-scenes preview was just posted. It was thirty seconds of slow camera pan genius. Come with us now on a journey through time and space as we meander up and down his oiled body to admire his interesting choices in tattoos, dramatic head tilts, sex beard, flexing, and perky nips.
Was the entire goal of this photoshoot to undo everyone in the general vicinity?
Maybe.
Probably.
Yes.
Uhn, that camera trajectory is the ♫ highway to the danger zone! ♫
Seriously. Danger Zone. I do not want to get killed by Fernando Torres, OK?
Speaking of which, I imagine that when his Chelsea BFF Juan texted him these photos with a smirking "No wonder you were sore after the international break," Fernando simply collapsed on the pitch and bemoaned...
"Why am I in England right now?"
But, our resilient El Nino doesn't despair long...
...remembering he gets the X-rated, Fernando-only edition. Suddenly, England seems a lot sunnier despite the rain.
Pleased]
[music: Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake - Love, Sex, and Magic]
So, Sergio Ramos decided to deliver a heck of a belated birthday present...
"What do you mean you wanted to be productive today?" -- Sergio's Abs
My favorite defender stripped down to a pair of Calvin Klein briefs and was photographed for the November edition of Men's Health. The behind-the-scenes preview was just posted. It was thirty seconds of slow camera pan genius. Come with us now on a journey through time and space as we meander up and down his oiled body to admire his interesting choices in tattoos, dramatic head tilts, sex beard, flexing, and perky nips.
Was the entire goal of this photoshoot to undo everyone in the general vicinity?
Maybe.
Probably.
Yes.
Uhn, that camera trajectory is the ♫ highway to the danger zone! ♫
Seriously. Danger Zone. I do not want to get killed by Fernando Torres, OK?
Speaking of which, I imagine that when his Chelsea BFF Juan texted him these photos with a smirking "No wonder you were sore after the international break," Fernando simply collapsed on the pitch and bemoaned...
"Why am I in England right now?"
But, our resilient El Nino doesn't despair long...
...remembering he gets the X-rated, Fernando-only edition. Suddenly, England seems a lot sunnier despite the rain.