Flashfic #47: Wings: Ray's flight
Father Mukada gets wings. People notice.
Crack.
Rating: R for language.
Father Ray Mukada had wings. He had woken up with them.
Sister Pete told him he was looking fine.
Father Ray sighed. His normal mass would be strange.
After it Timmy Kirk followed him and was creepy as ever.
“What do you want?” he asked.
“I want to suck your..wings. They are so white and fluffy and big..”
“Pervert,” said Ray and left.
“Hey padre,” said Miguel. “You look angelic.”
“I suppose,” said Ray sadly.
“This should get you a promotion.”
“Yes,” said Ray. “I could do with more money. I’d give it to charity of course.”’
“Of course padre,” said Miguel.
*
At lunch he sat next to Pete when Howell came in.
“Oh hey father,” she said. “Those wings looks delicious. I could eat them.”
“We had a cannibal here once,” said Ray. “He’s dead.”
“It wouldn’t be cannibalism because they are wings,” said Claire. “Just kidding.”
“I hope so,” said Ray.
*
Later Keller came by. “Hey,” he said in his husky tone. “You look sexy like that.”
“Don’t flirt Keller, I’m a man of God.”
“I flirt with everybody, it’s in my job description. Just ask Pete. “
“Don’t you have detailed accounts of your nonstop sex with Beecher to overshare to me since I’m a member of the clergy and you like shocking those.”
“Oh yeah. I rode him all night long and he came in my mouth and ass.”
“Ugh,” said Ray. “Thanks.”
“I gotta go and jerk off and murder one of Toby’s lovers in the storage room while blowing him.”
That was Keller for you, rude and murderous and sexy.
Ray took a cold shower.
*
Then he went for a flying session.
It felt good and he never came back to Oz.
Crack.
Rating: R for language.
Father Ray Mukada had wings. He had woken up with them.
Sister Pete told him he was looking fine.
Father Ray sighed. His normal mass would be strange.
After it Timmy Kirk followed him and was creepy as ever.
“What do you want?” he asked.
“I want to suck your..wings. They are so white and fluffy and big..”
“Pervert,” said Ray and left.
“Hey padre,” said Miguel. “You look angelic.”
“I suppose,” said Ray sadly.
“This should get you a promotion.”
“Yes,” said Ray. “I could do with more money. I’d give it to charity of course.”’
“Of course padre,” said Miguel.
*
At lunch he sat next to Pete when Howell came in.
“Oh hey father,” she said. “Those wings looks delicious. I could eat them.”
“We had a cannibal here once,” said Ray. “He’s dead.”
“It wouldn’t be cannibalism because they are wings,” said Claire. “Just kidding.”
“I hope so,” said Ray.
*
Later Keller came by. “Hey,” he said in his husky tone. “You look sexy like that.”
“Don’t flirt Keller, I’m a man of God.”
“I flirt with everybody, it’s in my job description. Just ask Pete. “
“Don’t you have detailed accounts of your nonstop sex with Beecher to overshare to me since I’m a member of the clergy and you like shocking those.”
“Oh yeah. I rode him all night long and he came in my mouth and ass.”
“Ugh,” said Ray. “Thanks.”
“I gotta go and jerk off and murder one of Toby’s lovers in the storage room while blowing him.”
That was Keller for you, rude and murderous and sexy.
Ray took a cold shower.
*
Then he went for a flying session.
It felt good and he never came back to Oz.