Spanish is fun!
so today in spanish we started our re-writing of a fairy tale. so me, mark bolahan, and alex macgowen(?) chose goldylocks and the three bears, and this is how OUR tale goes...
GOLDYLOCKS
goldylocks(Alex) is sitting in her backyard smoking and being bored. so she eats some shrooms and walks into her forest behind her house. she finds a house and breaks in. she finds Gene Simmons (me motherfuckers!!) from KISS eating all the por-age. then she sees all the foods gone a desides to sit down, but o no keith richards (mark) is passed out from shoting up too much. so she is all like shit. she goes up stairs to sleep and finds papa bear (me) sleeping. so she freaks and goes running down the stairs but in the door way is mama bear (mark) and baby bear (me). so Goldylocks pulls out a sawed off shotgun and BAM BAM both drop. papa bear gets mad and chases her out of the house. papa bear catches her, rips off her arm, and beats her with it. she dies, keith richards wakes up, and the papa bear runs off to join as cow bell for the rollin stones.
GOLDYLOCKS
goldylocks(Alex) is sitting in her backyard smoking and being bored. so she eats some shrooms and walks into her forest behind her house. she finds a house and breaks in. she finds Gene Simmons (me motherfuckers!!) from KISS eating all the por-age. then she sees all the foods gone a desides to sit down, but o no keith richards (mark) is passed out from shoting up too much. so she is all like shit. she goes up stairs to sleep and finds papa bear (me) sleeping. so she freaks and goes running down the stairs but in the door way is mama bear (mark) and baby bear (me). so Goldylocks pulls out a sawed off shotgun and BAM BAM both drop. papa bear gets mad and chases her out of the house. papa bear catches her, rips off her arm, and beats her with it. she dies, keith richards wakes up, and the papa bear runs off to join as cow bell for the rollin stones.