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I haven't read the whole thing yet, but it terrifies me:
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Your September Horoscope by Susan Miller
This is a big, bright month for relationships. When I say "relationships," I bet the word instantly signals romance to you. Indeed, this month's energies might bring a stunning romantic development for you, dear Pisces, but there are other ways you can use this energy, too. All kinds of close, one-on-one relationships will be superb for you this month. Let's have a look at this trend, because it is so special, and you will not see anything like it again until 2015! (When it does return, it will in less dramatic fashion.)
In astrology, the strongest aspect you can have in the chart is the conjunction, for every subsequent aspect flows from that. A conjunction happens when planets bunch together in a very close mathematical degree, standing shoulder-to-shoulder with each other. You have a very tight conjunction this month in your seventh house of partnerships. In fact, you have five conjunctions, with five heavenly bodies all squeezed into one little area of the chart: in Virgo, with four of the five within a few tiny degrees of one another. The planets gathered there will be the new moon, the Sun, Mercury (news), Mars (energy) and Jupiter (good luck), all partying in your relationship house.
All this energy will spin into action on the new moon on September 14, not before, and it can be used in the two weeks that follow. This is big stuff, so let's look at the various ways you can use this exceptional energy.
Overall, this month you will be very cognizant of the benefits of combining energies with another person. Apparently, there is a person in your life who is very, very good for you. You may know instantly who that might be, or you may want to think about it.
If things play out in a romantic way, you might get engaged or even married this month. If you do, you have chosen one of the best moments of the year, even the decade, to do so. You will benefit from this union now and in the future, because you have chosen such a brilliant time to commit.
If you are already married, living with someone, or in an established, long-term relationship, your significant other will begin to do very well in life this month, and you will benefit financially as a result.
It is possible that this configuration of planets will bring business benefits instead (or, along with romantic ones, as they are not mutually-exclusive). If you have an agent, manager, business partner or representative, call that person. Let your representative know that this month will be extraordinary for your partnership. The best astrological aspects mean nothing unless we do something to make them work for us, so ask your agent to double his or her efforts for you this month. You will both benefit.
If you are the agent rather than the talent, look at your list of clients and choose the Virgo and/or Pisces to work hardest for this month. They're the ones who will work wonders for you.
Your business partner, agent or manager will be most effective from September 14 to 21, so choose those dates for your most important meetings and presentations.
If you have no agent, representative, partner or manager, this is the month to sign one - you'll have fabulous success. It appears that you can find the right one now, so get busy! The seventh house covers experts, including such professionals as lawyers, doctors and accountants, so if you are shopping for this kind of specialized advice, this is the time to find the right person.
Remarkably, this month brings the luckiest day of the year, September 21, the day when Jupiter and the Sun have their annual meeting - always something to look forward to. The Sun and Jupiter will meet in this same glittering house, your seventh house of partnership. I am even more excited about the prospect this day holds because it falls AFTER the September 14 new moon. September 21 will gain a great deal of energy and power from being in the wake of that new moon. Put a big red star on September 21: Some sort of terrific news should come your way. Remember to schedule meetings, interviews and conference calls. You never know what might come up!
Keep in mind that your romantic or business partner will lead the way this month, not you. There is not a lot you can do, other than alert your partner to how remarkable this month is and then sit back and wait. In this instance, your partner or spouse is the golden one. There are many small ways you can take advantage of this. Let's say you are looking for a new apartment - let your spouse or roommate conduct the search. Or if you are buying a lotto ticket, have your significant other pick the numbers. In this glorious month, your partner is in charge. This can be a relief
Another major trend this month will occur as a result of the move of Jupiter, the good fortune planet, into Libra and your eighth house of other people's money. Dear Pisces, your fortunes are looking up.
Jupiter will help you make money from others, such as through a commission or licensing deal, grant, scholarship, inheritance, bonus, insurance payout, affiliate program or sponsorship. If you need a loan, banks will roll out the red carpet. A mortgage or refinanced mortgage plan should be quite attractive. If you need a business loan or infusion of cash through venture capital, you are also in luck. If you are divorcing, your chart shows that you will get quite a generous settlement. If you were never able to collect child support, it appears you will be able to do so at some time in the coming twelve months. You will begin to see at least one of these areas take off next month, so stay tuned.
You may get some good financial news about the types of funds I have been discussing - in terms of a preview of what's to come - on September 2, when Venus and Jupiter work together to bring some lucrative prospects.
There is a group of days, from September 9-11, when you might encounter problems with a pushy, domineering boss or an outrageous political situation at the office. Still, you are so well positioned this month that I don't think it's anything you can't handle.
The chart has two financial areas, and I am astounded to report that the other financial house will sparkle, too, on the full moon on September 28, plus or minus four days. The full moon will fall in your second house of earned income. At the very same time, Mars, the planet of action that also rules your solar second house, will link with lucky Jupiter. Wow!
This means a lucrative deal should show up at that full moon. This house rules salary and fees, money you don't share with others in the way you do in the eighth house. So, it looks like you are commanding quite a high price in the marketplace these days.
Romantically, as you may have correctly assumed, this month gives the big edge to those Pisces in close, committed relationships. Single Pisces will have a chance to meet substantial types, however, so you should go out and circulate.
Single or married, your best date nights will be September 1, 2, 17, 18, 21, and 25. That's a lot of good dates!
It's been a long time since I had news this outstanding for Pisces. The road ahead will be very different from now on, because the move of a major planet - in this case, Jupiter - always creates fresh new opportunities. Not one major outer planet has changed signs in 2004. Pluto, Neptune, Uranus and Saturn have all stayed in the signs they had been traveling in last year. The move of Jupiter on September 22 will create noticeable results. Many Pisces have been worried about money. Now, with news that your ship is finally about to come in, you may feel a sense of overwhelming relief. I am happy for you, dear Pisces!
Summary:
The "M" words - marriage and merger - are on your mind. With no less than five heavenly bodies (half the solar system!) in your seventh house of marriage and collaboration in the days that follow the new moon on September 14, you are being urged to team up with someone you trust. Some Pisces will get engaged or married. If you do, it's an ideal time. Other Pisces will use this energy in a business sense, to chose an agent, manager, publicist, lawyer, accountant, headhunter, broker or other middleman/expert to help them get ahead. In many ways, this month's star patterns are telling you that you shouldn't do everything by yourself, dear Pisces. You not only can, but should, leave certain tasks to others!
Pisces is a sign that is not very materialistic. However, with Jupiter entering your eighth house, your ability to earn large amounts of money has never been better. Take a look at your attitude concerning money. Realize the truth in the adage, "You get not what you deserve, but rather what you negotiate." Take your skills seriously, value them highly, and others will, too.
P.S.
Next Mercury Retrograde Period to be November 30 to December 20
Now that we are all so happy that Mercury, the planet of commerce, communication, negotiation, contracts, shipping and transportation will finally move ahead on September 2, it is time to look ahead to the next retrograde period.
Mercury will retrograde from November 30 to December 20. As you see, this is not good news, as this year, trickster Mercury is about to mess up our best-laid plans for holiday shopping. Although I hesitated telling you so soon, I better give you as much advance notice as possible. This way, you can be prepared to do your holiday shopping early.
I sympathize - it's hard to get into the swing of things in September and October, but unless you want to give gift certificates or cash to friends and family on your list, I feel you will have little choice. Retailers will be low in inventory this year, or so it seems, and it may be quite a challenge to get the gift you want in the proper size and color. Shopping will be time consuming with long lines to have gifts wrapped, and on top of that, shipments could be problematic too. I would suggest you draw up your holiday list now, just to get the process started. Let's all try to make the holidays stress-free this year!
I'm not ready for any of this!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Your September Horoscope by Susan Miller
This is a big, bright month for relationships. When I say "relationships," I bet the word instantly signals romance to you. Indeed, this month's energies might bring a stunning romantic development for you, dear Pisces, but there are other ways you can use this energy, too. All kinds of close, one-on-one relationships will be superb for you this month. Let's have a look at this trend, because it is so special, and you will not see anything like it again until 2015! (When it does return, it will in less dramatic fashion.)
In astrology, the strongest aspect you can have in the chart is the conjunction, for every subsequent aspect flows from that. A conjunction happens when planets bunch together in a very close mathematical degree, standing shoulder-to-shoulder with each other. You have a very tight conjunction this month in your seventh house of partnerships. In fact, you have five conjunctions, with five heavenly bodies all squeezed into one little area of the chart: in Virgo, with four of the five within a few tiny degrees of one another. The planets gathered there will be the new moon, the Sun, Mercury (news), Mars (energy) and Jupiter (good luck), all partying in your relationship house.
All this energy will spin into action on the new moon on September 14, not before, and it can be used in the two weeks that follow. This is big stuff, so let's look at the various ways you can use this exceptional energy.
Overall, this month you will be very cognizant of the benefits of combining energies with another person. Apparently, there is a person in your life who is very, very good for you. You may know instantly who that might be, or you may want to think about it.
If things play out in a romantic way, you might get engaged or even married this month. If you do, you have chosen one of the best moments of the year, even the decade, to do so. You will benefit from this union now and in the future, because you have chosen such a brilliant time to commit.
If you are already married, living with someone, or in an established, long-term relationship, your significant other will begin to do very well in life this month, and you will benefit financially as a result.
It is possible that this configuration of planets will bring business benefits instead (or, along with romantic ones, as they are not mutually-exclusive). If you have an agent, manager, business partner or representative, call that person. Let your representative know that this month will be extraordinary for your partnership. The best astrological aspects mean nothing unless we do something to make them work for us, so ask your agent to double his or her efforts for you this month. You will both benefit.
If you are the agent rather than the talent, look at your list of clients and choose the Virgo and/or Pisces to work hardest for this month. They're the ones who will work wonders for you.
Your business partner, agent or manager will be most effective from September 14 to 21, so choose those dates for your most important meetings and presentations.
If you have no agent, representative, partner or manager, this is the month to sign one - you'll have fabulous success. It appears that you can find the right one now, so get busy! The seventh house covers experts, including such professionals as lawyers, doctors and accountants, so if you are shopping for this kind of specialized advice, this is the time to find the right person.
Remarkably, this month brings the luckiest day of the year, September 21, the day when Jupiter and the Sun have their annual meeting - always something to look forward to. The Sun and Jupiter will meet in this same glittering house, your seventh house of partnership. I am even more excited about the prospect this day holds because it falls AFTER the September 14 new moon. September 21 will gain a great deal of energy and power from being in the wake of that new moon. Put a big red star on September 21: Some sort of terrific news should come your way. Remember to schedule meetings, interviews and conference calls. You never know what might come up!
Keep in mind that your romantic or business partner will lead the way this month, not you. There is not a lot you can do, other than alert your partner to how remarkable this month is and then sit back and wait. In this instance, your partner or spouse is the golden one. There are many small ways you can take advantage of this. Let's say you are looking for a new apartment - let your spouse or roommate conduct the search. Or if you are buying a lotto ticket, have your significant other pick the numbers. In this glorious month, your partner is in charge. This can be a relief
Another major trend this month will occur as a result of the move of Jupiter, the good fortune planet, into Libra and your eighth house of other people's money. Dear Pisces, your fortunes are looking up.
Jupiter will help you make money from others, such as through a commission or licensing deal, grant, scholarship, inheritance, bonus, insurance payout, affiliate program or sponsorship. If you need a loan, banks will roll out the red carpet. A mortgage or refinanced mortgage plan should be quite attractive. If you need a business loan or infusion of cash through venture capital, you are also in luck. If you are divorcing, your chart shows that you will get quite a generous settlement. If you were never able to collect child support, it appears you will be able to do so at some time in the coming twelve months. You will begin to see at least one of these areas take off next month, so stay tuned.
You may get some good financial news about the types of funds I have been discussing - in terms of a preview of what's to come - on September 2, when Venus and Jupiter work together to bring some lucrative prospects.
There is a group of days, from September 9-11, when you might encounter problems with a pushy, domineering boss or an outrageous political situation at the office. Still, you are so well positioned this month that I don't think it's anything you can't handle.
The chart has two financial areas, and I am astounded to report that the other financial house will sparkle, too, on the full moon on September 28, plus or minus four days. The full moon will fall in your second house of earned income. At the very same time, Mars, the planet of action that also rules your solar second house, will link with lucky Jupiter. Wow!
This means a lucrative deal should show up at that full moon. This house rules salary and fees, money you don't share with others in the way you do in the eighth house. So, it looks like you are commanding quite a high price in the marketplace these days.
Romantically, as you may have correctly assumed, this month gives the big edge to those Pisces in close, committed relationships. Single Pisces will have a chance to meet substantial types, however, so you should go out and circulate.
Single or married, your best date nights will be September 1, 2, 17, 18, 21, and 25. That's a lot of good dates!
It's been a long time since I had news this outstanding for Pisces. The road ahead will be very different from now on, because the move of a major planet - in this case, Jupiter - always creates fresh new opportunities. Not one major outer planet has changed signs in 2004. Pluto, Neptune, Uranus and Saturn have all stayed in the signs they had been traveling in last year. The move of Jupiter on September 22 will create noticeable results. Many Pisces have been worried about money. Now, with news that your ship is finally about to come in, you may feel a sense of overwhelming relief. I am happy for you, dear Pisces!
Summary:
The "M" words - marriage and merger - are on your mind. With no less than five heavenly bodies (half the solar system!) in your seventh house of marriage and collaboration in the days that follow the new moon on September 14, you are being urged to team up with someone you trust. Some Pisces will get engaged or married. If you do, it's an ideal time. Other Pisces will use this energy in a business sense, to chose an agent, manager, publicist, lawyer, accountant, headhunter, broker or other middleman/expert to help them get ahead. In many ways, this month's star patterns are telling you that you shouldn't do everything by yourself, dear Pisces. You not only can, but should, leave certain tasks to others!
Pisces is a sign that is not very materialistic. However, with Jupiter entering your eighth house, your ability to earn large amounts of money has never been better. Take a look at your attitude concerning money. Realize the truth in the adage, "You get not what you deserve, but rather what you negotiate." Take your skills seriously, value them highly, and others will, too.
P.S.
Next Mercury Retrograde Period to be November 30 to December 20
Now that we are all so happy that Mercury, the planet of commerce, communication, negotiation, contracts, shipping and transportation will finally move ahead on September 2, it is time to look ahead to the next retrograde period.
Mercury will retrograde from November 30 to December 20. As you see, this is not good news, as this year, trickster Mercury is about to mess up our best-laid plans for holiday shopping. Although I hesitated telling you so soon, I better give you as much advance notice as possible. This way, you can be prepared to do your holiday shopping early.
I sympathize - it's hard to get into the swing of things in September and October, but unless you want to give gift certificates or cash to friends and family on your list, I feel you will have little choice. Retailers will be low in inventory this year, or so it seems, and it may be quite a challenge to get the gift you want in the proper size and color. Shopping will be time consuming with long lines to have gifts wrapped, and on top of that, shipments could be problematic too. I would suggest you draw up your holiday list now, just to get the process started. Let's all try to make the holidays stress-free this year!
I'm not ready for any of this!