You sound like a lucky girl!

[hardnottowander]

Dear Niphy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over.
I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your closet and I saw you insult and pull the clothes off that crazy monk.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of

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My only thought is that it should be automated by a computer.

[naiive_visions]

Oh Hippy.
Could I ever win you back?