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The Previous Evening I was enjoying a Rice Stir Fry when an Uncommon Breeze that is Quite Possibly a Disturbed Spirit whipped through my Window and disturbed my Dinner and Various Books, Scrolls, and Text Books. Also, it disturbed my Tarot Cards and knocked the Bowl Of Rice Stir Fry across my Desk! I was However Intrigued by the Patterns of Rice and Quickly Consulted my Manual of Oryzomancy, Strangely one of the Books that this Uninvited Breeze had disturbed!
I was quick to Close my Window and Opened the Book! The strangely positioned Desk upon my Desk made in Grains of Rice and flecks of Onion Surely denotes that I shall Receive an Unexpected Letter with a Surprising Content! I have not Heard from my Dear Sister in Quite A Long Time, so perhaps I shall Receive a Letter from her in the Near Future. The unexpected Surprising Content Makes Me Wary, however.
Four grains of Rice arranged in a Cross Shape overlaying a Piece of Fried Beef Surely denotes that there will be a Fire! I must certainly apply Fire Retarding Spells to some of my more Valuable Manuscripts! There was also a Bayonet near to the Edge of the Table, where I was Sitting. Surely this Means that I shall have to be Extremely Careful in What I say, for it means a Cutting Remark that is Sure to Offend!!! Perhaps It would be Best if I were to Apologise in Advance?
I shall Await this Letter from my Sister!
I was quick to Close my Window and Opened the Book! The strangely positioned Desk upon my Desk made in Grains of Rice and flecks of Onion Surely denotes that I shall Receive an Unexpected Letter with a Surprising Content! I have not Heard from my Dear Sister in Quite A Long Time, so perhaps I shall Receive a Letter from her in the Near Future. The unexpected Surprising Content Makes Me Wary, however.
Four grains of Rice arranged in a Cross Shape overlaying a Piece of Fried Beef Surely denotes that there will be a Fire! I must certainly apply Fire Retarding Spells to some of my more Valuable Manuscripts! There was also a Bayonet near to the Edge of the Table, where I was Sitting. Surely this Means that I shall have to be Extremely Careful in What I say, for it means a Cutting Remark that is Sure to Offend!!! Perhaps It would be Best if I were to Apologise in Advance?
I shall Await this Letter from my Sister!