Mark M needs to NOT put ideas in my head for acid dreams haha
So last night we went out to Applebee's with Mark and Shanny, which we haven't done in awhile because of ACW on Tuesday Nights
Well, Mark is working the first aid station at the Florida State Fair, and he was telling us about the exhibits and stuff... inclusing the World's Biggest Anaconda
Acid dream last night:
Mark and I were at work at Steele Animal Hospital, and there were some snakes out in the parking lot. There was a comapny, like a Reptiland or something, there doing a demo for us. So the two of us are outside, holding this red-tailed boa, and all of a sudden we realize the World's Biggest Anaconda is there. And what does it do? It strikes FAST, wraps itself around Mark and starts squeezing him! I'm freaking out, adrenaline starts flowing, and I'm pulling on this thing's tail, jumping on its tail, and finally I end up ripping the tail off... and the anaconda like, shrieks and winces, and lets go of Mark, and I grab him and pull him into the animal hospital.
Later that day, we are doing a wrestling show at a church, but it wasn't Dunedin. It looked different on the inside... and the guys who were running the show had no clue who me and Marc were. Marc ended up wrestling Kennedy Kendrick... most of the match was outside the ring (surprise surprise haha)... and I remember doing the Madman Mandrake & Feral gimmick... Kendrick was laughing everytime I screamed in his face. A little girl in the crowd ran right up into my face and screamed back, and I screamed in her face and then got in her ear and said, "Sit down before you get hurt." She did.
So we finish the match, and I'm looking through these brochures on a desk in the church... all sorts of places down here in Florida. Then I decide I'm gonna take my bag into the truck.
I walk out into the parking lot, and it's the animal hospital parking lot. I guess this church was connected to the animal hospital? I look up on the roof... and that fucking anaconda is back. I run into the animal hospital, lock all the doors, and me, Marc, and Kendrick are trying to find the brochure for the Reptile place. We find it, and I'm trying to read through it... there's an FAQ, and one is "Are any of these snakes dangerous?" and their answer was "We have venomous snakes in our collection, but we do not bring them out for demonstrations." And I'm like, "Fuck that! What about the god damned snake that tried to eat my friend???"
And Dr. M was there, and she was like, "Those snakes eat ... (some sort of antelope from Africa)... so they need to eat like a deer."
I'm like, "That must be why they tried to eat your nephew!!"
And then I started to wake up, and I was out of it, because I was like, OHMIGOD WHERE'S APRIL WHERE'S CINDER... like... ya know... the anaconda ate them or something.
Shanny, I saved your man.
hahaha
Well, Mark is working the first aid station at the Florida State Fair, and he was telling us about the exhibits and stuff... inclusing the World's Biggest Anaconda
Acid dream last night:
Mark and I were at work at Steele Animal Hospital, and there were some snakes out in the parking lot. There was a comapny, like a Reptiland or something, there doing a demo for us. So the two of us are outside, holding this red-tailed boa, and all of a sudden we realize the World's Biggest Anaconda is there. And what does it do? It strikes FAST, wraps itself around Mark and starts squeezing him! I'm freaking out, adrenaline starts flowing, and I'm pulling on this thing's tail, jumping on its tail, and finally I end up ripping the tail off... and the anaconda like, shrieks and winces, and lets go of Mark, and I grab him and pull him into the animal hospital.
Later that day, we are doing a wrestling show at a church, but it wasn't Dunedin. It looked different on the inside... and the guys who were running the show had no clue who me and Marc were. Marc ended up wrestling Kennedy Kendrick... most of the match was outside the ring (surprise surprise haha)... and I remember doing the Madman Mandrake & Feral gimmick... Kendrick was laughing everytime I screamed in his face. A little girl in the crowd ran right up into my face and screamed back, and I screamed in her face and then got in her ear and said, "Sit down before you get hurt." She did.
So we finish the match, and I'm looking through these brochures on a desk in the church... all sorts of places down here in Florida. Then I decide I'm gonna take my bag into the truck.
I walk out into the parking lot, and it's the animal hospital parking lot. I guess this church was connected to the animal hospital? I look up on the roof... and that fucking anaconda is back. I run into the animal hospital, lock all the doors, and me, Marc, and Kendrick are trying to find the brochure for the Reptile place. We find it, and I'm trying to read through it... there's an FAQ, and one is "Are any of these snakes dangerous?" and their answer was "We have venomous snakes in our collection, but we do not bring them out for demonstrations." And I'm like, "Fuck that! What about the god damned snake that tried to eat my friend???"
And Dr. M was there, and she was like, "Those snakes eat ... (some sort of antelope from Africa)... so they need to eat like a deer."
I'm like, "That must be why they tried to eat your nephew!!"
And then I started to wake up, and I was out of it, because I was like, OHMIGOD WHERE'S APRIL WHERE'S CINDER... like... ya know... the anaconda ate them or something.
Shanny, I saved your man.
hahaha