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So I've been thinking about going a little more in depth on my last entry, but I somehow doubt that any of you would be interested in my self-loathing whining. It really doesn't fit in here, and I'm a real stickler for keeping the theme of this LJ on track and not cluttering it up with whatever random thought is on my mind. Not only that, but it would no doubt come off as a pathetic plea for attention. So I'll sum it up by saying that I've got some issues with who I am and how my life has unfolded for me over the last 10 or so years. Whether or not I get off my ass and do anything about this perceived deficit in my life remains to be seen, because I'm nothing if not lazy and lacking in ambition. Woe is me and all that crap.
Moving on, about a week ago I had yet another blowjob dream, in which the deed was actually done! Only downside to it though is that I can't remember any of it. Yeah it was nice when it happened, but if I can't remember the details of it, then it's just more frustrating than exciting. Since I do so love details, this just plain bugs me. I want a setting, story, and dialogue--some meat to go with my potatoes. A face would be nice too. I can hardly turn the dream into fantasy material if I have no idea what she looked like.
I listened to Loveline for the first time in a while tonight. They had one of the more unbelievable calls I've ever heard too. Observe.
Caller: I've never had an erection. I'll play with myself for like 20 minutes, and I just can't do it.
Drew: Never?
Caller: Yeah, I've never had one.
Adam: Never? Really?
Caller: Yeah, I'll just stroke it like crazy, but it won't happen.
Drew: ...uh, what do you mean by erection?
Caller: Huh? An erection...you know, nothing comes out.
Drew and Adam: -silence-
Adam: Do you get boners?
Caller: Of course, all the time.
Adam: A boner is an erection. Jizz coming out of you is called ejaculation.
Caller: ...oh...OH! Yeah, ejaculation. That's what I meant.
Something tells me it's good he's having problems in that department, as I don't think the world needs him passing on his genes anytime soon. Hah.
Moving on, about a week ago I had yet another blowjob dream, in which the deed was actually done! Only downside to it though is that I can't remember any of it. Yeah it was nice when it happened, but if I can't remember the details of it, then it's just more frustrating than exciting. Since I do so love details, this just plain bugs me. I want a setting, story, and dialogue--some meat to go with my potatoes. A face would be nice too. I can hardly turn the dream into fantasy material if I have no idea what she looked like.
I listened to Loveline for the first time in a while tonight. They had one of the more unbelievable calls I've ever heard too. Observe.
Caller: I've never had an erection. I'll play with myself for like 20 minutes, and I just can't do it.
Drew: Never?
Caller: Yeah, I've never had one.
Adam: Never? Really?
Caller: Yeah, I'll just stroke it like crazy, but it won't happen.
Drew: ...uh, what do you mean by erection?
Caller: Huh? An erection...you know, nothing comes out.
Drew and Adam: -silence-
Adam: Do you get boners?
Caller: Of course, all the time.
Adam: A boner is an erection. Jizz coming out of you is called ejaculation.
Caller: ...oh...OH! Yeah, ejaculation. That's what I meant.
Something tells me it's good he's having problems in that department, as I don't think the world needs him passing on his genes anytime soon. Hah.