Sex Dream History
I had promised to write this entry a long time ago. Well, maybe not so much promised, as I made a passing reference to an intent to write it. Anyways, here's a rundown of all the sex dreams I've had.
First one was when I was probably about age 5 or so. Yeah, I dreamed about sex when I was 5. When I was younger my mom used to watch a bunch of kids during the day for mothers in the area that had jobs. One girl she used to watch was named Kelsey. Her and I would play together a lot, probably the most out of the girls my mom would watch. Looking back now, it's not too surprising that she was the star of my first sex dream.
I actually used to think that this wasn't a dream, it was real, but as I got older, I couldn't logically believe that it was a real event. Anyways, it was a pretty straightforward sex dream, especially since at age 5 my knowledge of sex was fairly limited to what was in the book "How Babies Are Made". We were in my basement, she was on her back, with her pants down. I was on top of her, pants down as well. Standing around us was a bunch of other kids watching. I repeatedly tried to go inside her, but it just wasn't happening because I had no idea what an erection was at age 5, so I obviously didn't have one in the dream.
That was pretty much it. Like I said before, I used to think that it had really happened, but if it had, I'm certain at least one of those kids that were standing around watching would have said something to some adult.
I didn't have another dream like that for several years. In fact, I don't think I had any sex dreams until my first wet dream when I was 12, which incidently, had no sex at all in it! So, my first wet dream. I don't remember the dream at all, except for the obviously memorable part. I was standing outside on my driveway, and somebody was backing out into the road in a car. As the car passed by me, it rubbed up against me. For some reason that felt incredibly good. I felt a pulsing in my penis and woke up to a sticky mess. I was half thrilled by the moment, and half annoyed at waking up in the middle of the night with something to clean up.
The next wet dream was about a year later, and it was also my last. This one also, for some strange reason, involved cars. At the beach a man and a woman were arguing otuside their car. The woman refused to put on her seatbelt (stupid woman, those things save lives!). The man kept telling her to put it on, and eventually got so upset with her that he bent her over the back of the car and had his way with her. Once again I felt a pulsing sensation and woke up with sticky underwear. I'm still a little disturbed by this one because of how forceful the sex in it was. It wasn't like he raped her, but the sex certainly was angry and punishing in nature. Especially when considering the reason for it in the first place. I haven't had a full complete wet dream since then, but I have had several dreams since in which sex takes place or is a main theme.
I was in my basement at the computer (pretty much where I'm sitting now, actually) and I heard somebody come in the patio door. I looked into the room and there was this girl standing there. She was about my age, brown hair, black lacy dress, very pretty. I had never seen her before and asked who she was and what was she doing in my house. She explained that she had just moved in next door and wanted to come inside. I told her that she couldn't just do what she wanted and that she was trespassing. She looked really scared and begged me not to tell her parents. She said she'd do anything. (Yeah, you see where this is going.) I walked up to her, and put my hand under her dress and felt her. As usual, pulsing feeling, and I woke up to clean up.
In high school I dreamed that the girl I had a big crush on was in my bed. She couldn't move for some reason and told me to take her pants off of her. So, I obediently did so. She had on a pair of purple bikini panties, and while pulling her pants off I accidently bumped my hand up against them. She looked at me, shocked that I had done such a thing, but then just moaned. IF anything else followed that, I don't recall, but it was an interesting dream.
Between then and when I started writing in here in Oct of 2000 I can't think of another sexually themed dream. I did have a few romantic dreams involving crushes of mine or random girls I knew from school. I could probably credit this OD with sparking my subconscious into sex mode again. The following are all just copy/paste jobs from some of my old OD entries that sadly are no longer with us on the Internet anymore.
I was sitting on my deck, overlooking my backyard. My family was there with me, and we were just talking about stuff. We looked over into the ajoining yard and noticed a partially nude man and woman frolicing there wearing leaves over their privates. It looked like they were pretending to be Adam and Eve. They noticed we were watching, and didn't mind at all. So my family went back to talking, and I sort of kept an eye on those people.
Then I noticed a man and a woman wearing leaves the same way as the first couple, but they were in my backyard. The woman was running from the man, and when he caught her, he forced her to the ground, ripped off her leaf, and started having sex with her. Then I noticed more men and women doing the same things. Some of the women would fight the men off, grab their leaves, and run, only to be tackled and "raped" again. I hesitate to call it rape, because it seemed so consentual for these women to be there.
Since I was getting such a good view of all this sex going on in my backyard, I felt myself become hard, and I quickly ejaculated and felt the wetness sort of fill my pants. I can remember feeling really embarassed to have done that with my entire family there, and I kept trying to cover my crotch with my shirt so they wouldn't see if it made a wet spot on the front of my pants.
I went inside the house and downstairs to my room to clean myself up, and when I got downstairs there were a whole bunch of kids just playing like kids do, and Bob Costas (a well known American sports announcer, for those of you who have never heard of him) was doing the play-by-play of the sex game outside. It should be noted that I had this dream the same night that little kids t-ball game was played on the White House lawn, so that's where all the kids and Bob Costas came from in my psyche.
Somehow, I forgot about my wet pants and went outside to the lawn and sat down to watch the people have sex. I sat and watched them go at it for a little bit, and then I woke up.
My first reaction was to touch myself and see where I had cum in my underwear. To my surprise I was totally dry! I couldn't find any physical trace of an orgasm. What was so weird was that I was able to feel the wetness of the semen in my dream, but there was none in reality. I was of course hard when I woke up, so I enjoyed a nice REAL orgasm to the memories of my dry/wet dream.
copied from old OD entry, dated 5/9/2001
Last night I had a sex dream. A strange sex dream.
Started out with me in my bathroom. I wasn't doing anything in there, except standing there next to the sink. There was a girl in there too, who had her back turned towards me. She turned around and was surprised to see me there (which was pretty weird because it was my bathroom and she was the stranger there). She recognized me and hugged me saying, "I haven't seen you in so long." The hug sent a very comforting feeling through me and I felt completely relaxed.
Without a word, we went outside to a large pickup truck and got in the passenger side. She sat on the seat, and I got on top of her and we began having sex. As we did this, some redneckish guy in the driver seat started driving the truck around in circles on the lawn. We did this for about 5 minutes, and eventually the driver pulled into the driveway and we all got out. I didn't orgasm at all during the sex, and I'm pretty sure she didn't either.
I'm pretty sure there was other stuff that happened in the dream as well, but that was the part that I remembered the most. I did get the feeling that the girl was a representation of all the girls I know from my ODs, but wasn't any one of them in particular.
copied from old OD entry, dated 4/16/2002
I had this dream that I and Adriana (from the HBO series "The Sopranos") were just all over each other. Anyways, her and I are sort of wrestling in bed and I end up on top. We start making out, and my hands go straight for her panties I get my hand in there and I start fingering her. She had very small lips down there, and they were moist. It felt like it was no deeper than if you were putting your finger in your ear. As it was, I didn't need to try and probe any deeper, because she began to run her hands over my penis and told me that she wanted it inside her now. We got as far as having my pants off when I woke up gently humping the bed.
Honestly, I can't tell if it would have turned into a wet dream had it gone on any longer. I didn't have the urge to get myself off once I woke up, either. It's like once the dream was over, so was my desire.
I really have no idea why my mind picked the likeness of Adriana for this dream, because I've never been that attracted to her. She's just not my type. Her panties were black and lacy, which is a big departure from my preference of plain white panties. Now, as most of you know, I've never fingered a woman before, so my brain sort of had to make it up as I went along. I suppose the shallow depth of her vagina that I felt may have been due simply to the fact that my finger didn't go any farther during the dream.
In fact, aside from the fingering aspect, it seems like the entire dream was focused on imagery that doesn't particularly turn me on, e.g. who I was with, and the black panties. Rarely in my fantasies am I on top either. I've never had any sex dreams where I've attempted to finger a girl, either. This is also only the second sex dream that I've been directly involved in.
So, this brings my sex dream total up to 7 now, 2 being complete wet dreams.
copied from old OD entry, dated 10/13/2002
I can't believe it. I had another one. Two in the same month is some kind of a record for me, let alone two in two weeks!
So, this is how it went: The scene was a single room, furnished like it was a guest bedroom. Sparse, but functional. In the room was a girl who looked like Michelle Williams (aka Jen from "Dawson's Creek") who was wearing a dress similar to Dorothy's from "Wizard of Oz", only it was yellow instead of blue. She was having an argument with an older woman, who I assume in this case was her mother. She wanted to be let out of the room, but her mother was telling her that it was for her own good and so she couldn't leave. Then her mother tied her to the bed, arms above her head, legs spread, and made a comment like "I'll make you less afraid" or "You'll enjoy it after this." Then the mother left, and I show up in the room. Maybe I climbed through the window, I dunno, but I know I wasn't allowed in there normally. I asked her if she was sure about this, and she said she was. I started to rub her through her panties and she began moaning. I got on top of her and then... I woke up. I could feel my penis hard and throbbing against my bed, and I think that had I not masturbated the night before, I would have had a less than clean bed at that moment.
Once again, the dream had imagery that went against my own personal preferences. I'd much rather bone Katie Holmes, and what was up with the yellow dress? The whole being tied to the bed thing, doesn't turn me on at all either. However, I'd have to say the best image in the dream was when I started to rub her through her panties. They just had that perfect little dimple in the center. I love subtle cameltoes, mmmm...
...oh, sorry. I drifted off there for a moment. ;) This here would be sex dream number 8. Who knows, maybe I'll have another one in two weeks. No doubt, I'll be telling you people about it when it does happen.
copied from old OD entry, dated 10/27/2002
You know, it's funny, almost prophetic, that I write a short entry saying that I have nothing to write about, and then that night I have a dream that belongs in here. Actually I've had two dreams since then of a sexual nature.
Anyhow, the first one doesn't have a lot of plot to it at all, it's just me in a rather unusual situation. I'm a woman, and a man is having sex with me. As for who I and this other person was, I think I'll keep that private, except for the fact that they were a couple on a syndicated TV show about 2 years ago which I've been watching on DVD lately.
My 2nd dream was last night, and although it appeared to have some kind of plot, I don't remember what the story was exactly. I do know that the first half of my dream was non-sexual in nature, but it may have influenced the sexual part of it. I was at a church (which is damn weird because I am Mr. Non-Religious) and some of my relatives were there, specifically my cousin's wife and her two daughters. They had the chicken pox, which is something I haven't had yet (or least I had a very mild case of it) so I was naturally apprehensive about being around them.
So that part of the dream sort of fades away, and then I'm in this apartment owned by these two young women. I'm apparently ill or sick or just really tired because they're sort of taking care of me or something. Either way, I don't know them beyond the fact that they are attending to my needs. I get up from wherever I had been resting and look around. I see a disconnected Caller ID box, and I plug it in. As soon as I do that, the phone rings and it says "Mastercard" on the box. I let the girls know, and one of them mutters something about her card being overcharged, and answers the phone. The other just sort of sits there and looks at all her Lord of the Rings toys around her.
I sit down on the floor and the two of them get ready to leave, at which point I sort of lay down and weakly reach out to the one that was looking at me. To me, it felt like I was overacting my condition, like I just wanted her to stay there with me. She came over to check on me, and put my hand on her arm. The first girl suggested that one of them stay with me, and the other agreed and said she would do it, at which point I think I fell asleep. I woke up a little later and I was alone in the apartment, so I wandered around, looked in their bedrooms, and there was sort of this sexual energy in the air there. I came back out to the living room, and there is the concerned girl coming in the door with two condoms in her hand. I think I made some kind of joke about "oh, we're only gonna need two?" She just sorta blushed at that.
At that point I woke up with a raging hard on, and cursed my bad luck. I tried several times to fall asleep again and get back to that dream (something I've been able to do before), but I was just too awake and it was all too long gone.
I have sort of a rough idea of who these two girls' images were modeled after. The first one with the credit card reminded me of Jenna from the current season of Survivor. The second girl who wanted to have sex with me reminded me of a couple different girls I went to high school with, but none of them were really ever the type that I had any interest in.
copied from old OD entry, dated 3/1/2003
Had a few sexual dreams recently. One was too long ago for me to recall the specifics, but I watched somebody else have sex, and then the girl started talking to me about how she gives head and then I touched her labia and then I woke up. Boring description, I know, but the dream was great. Guess you kinda had to be there.
Next dream I had was less than a week ago. It was about, or at least I think it was, this girl that I used to be completely in love with. We were both naked and I was rubbing something all over her. It was like gel or soap or something. She saw my huge (now you know it's a dream =P) hard-on and said something to me that I can't remember, but it was like "Now it's your turn." Then I woke up from that one.
Most recent was just last night. I was like, a servant in a house and this very cute friendly girl lived there, but she was like my boss' daughter so I felt very...frustrated when it came to her flirting with me. She was leading me to the hot tub when the dream ended, so once again I got denied.
copied from old OD entry, dated 6/17/2003
My dreams are torturing me. A few nights ago I had a dream where I was making out with a nearly naked woman and was about to get on top of her to have sex, and then I woke up. Then, just last night I had another dream where I was rubbing this woman through her panties. Like usual, I woke up as soon as it started getting good. Would it kill me to just stay asleep and have a full blown wet dream?
copied from old OD entry, dated 12/5/2003
I had a dream about a week ago where I watched a girl masturbate. She had on a white blouse and a sort of greyish pleated skirt. She'd lean up against the wall and put her hand up her skirt and just rub away. She kept talking about her "sopping wet pussy" and would flash her obviously soaked panties at me now and then as she did it. In the dream it didn't take much and I (the dream me) had an orgasm in my pants. I went into a bathroom to clean up, but couldn't find anything to clean up. Shortly after that I woke up to find myself sleeping on my stomach with a hard-on, which is how I usually am following an erotic dream. Just like in the dream, I found no physical evidence of an orgasm in my sleep. Of course, it didn't help much that I had already masturbated before going to sleep that night. An interesting note about the dream is that it seemed highly influenced by some hentai (anime porn) pictures that I'd been browsing that night. In hentai images the women have a tendancy to get wet like there's a fire hydrant hiding inside them. The girl in my dream was certainly no different.
copied from old OD entry, dated 2/24/2004
I had this dream the other night. I wouldn't call it sexual at all except for the part where I grabbed a boob, but anyways...
This dream shifted around a lot, between some big house, my computer room, and a hotel/school. At first I was with a group of guys and we were headed to this house for some kind of party. This house was typical of all the homes in my dreams, in that it seemingly went on forever. I and the group of guys were looking for this room, which was decorated very girly, so it's not inconcieveable that we were intending to peep on some half naked girl. We eventually found the room, and went outside to look in through the window, but there was nobody in there.
So, we all went back inside and I ended up in my computer room. There was this girl, 17-19 years old, about 5'5", nice figure, long brown hair in a bun on her head, glasses, who was hysterical about something and kept trying to access some file on my computer. Her and I struggled, me trying to keep her away from the keyboard, and her pushing me away so she could run the program. Eventually she got the program to run and my system tray (that little indented space in the lower right hand corner where the time and other little icons are) filled up with Looney Toons characters, and the computer turned off. This didn't seem to be the effect that she desired and so she started trying to get at my computer again. At this point I slapped her to try and snap her out of it, and she just stared at me like, "I can't believe you did that." That didn't work, and so I grabbed her boob. That seemed to calm her down and we both left the room, because a nearby speaker on the wall announced that it was checkout time, like we were in a hotel or something.
We leave the room and are in a hallway lined with lockers, similar to high school. Everywhere people are opening lockers and emptying them of clothes and papers. I go to one of the lockers and open it and starting doing the same. I turned to the girl and she was just standing there like she was in shock of all that had happened. That's where I woke up.
copied from old OD entry, dated 4/13/2004
I failed to mention in that last entry that I've had other dreams involving sudden grabbing of female body parts. One was several years ago when I was in high school. I was dreaming that this one cheerleader I knew was like passed out on my bed or something, and I wanted her to move or something, so I tried to wake her up, and she woke up, but she couldn't move and needed me to put her pants on her. So, for some insane reason I was putting her pants on her and my hand pressed up right against her panty covered crotch. It was damp. I froze in surprise. She stared at me shocked and moaned. I kept putting her pants on her. Yeah, I know, I try real hard to score in my dreams. :P The other one was about some nameless fictional girl who had just moved in next door and had come into the house without asking. On an impulse, and perhaps in a subconscious effort to punish her for just walking into the house uninvited, I stuck my hand up her dress and fondled her. I woke up from that and was just like "well...that was interesting.
Last night I had what almost seemed like a naughty dream, but without pictures. Like I was dreaming, but the usual dream images just weren't there. What was there however, was this nice feeling of somebody giving me a handjob. I know what you're thinking, somebody snuck into my room and did it to me. Well I'm afraid not, and glad of it too. Why am I glad? The only other two people in this house are my parents, and that's just bad and wrong, so don't even go there. Also, when the door to my room opens, it wakes me up, so I'd know if there was somebody in there. But anyways, yeah, it was nice. Probably if I had been sleeping on my stomach and putting pressure on Mr. Happy it might have been a much more intense feeling and might have led to an actual sex dream, but no such luck for me.
copied from old OD entry, dated 4/16/2004
Had an odd sex dream last night. It kinda goes back another dream I had some time back about the website Fark.com. In the earlier dream, there had been a Fark Party at the local zoo. Last night's dream started as a sequel to that dream. Towards the end of the party, there was this girl that started hitting on me.
It was announced that we all had to leave the zoo and the girl invited me to go out drinking with her and her friend. Her friend was incredibly horny and wanted me to drop my pants. For some reason in the dream that was just fine with me. It was almost like it was something I did all the time anyways, so sure, why not.
We 3 left together and somehow a third girl got involved. The four of us ended up in a smallish apartment, with the 3 of them making out and groping amongst themselves while I stood there and took off my clothes. Sadly, like most of my recent sex dreams, I woke up before anything really happened.
copied from old OD entry, dated 7/30/2004
Had a dream the other night. There was a pool in my backyard and there was a girl, who resembled a certain OD author, and her mother out by the pool with me. The girl was wearing a white t-shirt and a pair of tight black spandex bike shorts. She laid down on the cement next to the pool, spread her legs, giving me a great view of how perfectly the shorts outlined every curve and fold of her anatomy. She saw that I was very obviously looking and said, "Come masturbate me." Of course her mother was sitting right there next to her, and was as shocked as I was by what she had said, and took the girl home. Oh well. Only in my dreams I guess, heh.
copied from old OD entry, dated 8/11/2004
And now, finally, I shall tell of my most recent sex dream. Well, maybe it wasn't so much a sex dream as I was just plain naked during the whole thing. I dreamed I was in the shower and I heard the bathroom door open. I turned to look in that direction when the door to the shower opens and standing there is a girl I had a brief fling with over IRC (she was also the first person I ever cam'd with). She said something about my birthday and walked over to the mirror. I got out of the shower, naked, and asked her what she was doing here. She replied that she was thinking about sex with me. Obviously, I liked that answer and asked if she meant right now. She laughed and tossed a hat at me, which nicely hung on a part of me that was very much thinking about sex with her as well. She left the bathroom and I followed her, and was quickly set upon by some of the women I work with who were all asking me questions about her. I did my best to answer them, and persue her, but the dream never went beyond that.
Anyways, yeah, this is a huge entry. I don't blame you if you didn't read the whole thing. It's long I know, heh. One thing I found interesting is how my memory of some of the dreams has changed from when I originally had them and wrote those entries. Some of them I had forgotten about completely.
First one was when I was probably about age 5 or so. Yeah, I dreamed about sex when I was 5. When I was younger my mom used to watch a bunch of kids during the day for mothers in the area that had jobs. One girl she used to watch was named Kelsey. Her and I would play together a lot, probably the most out of the girls my mom would watch. Looking back now, it's not too surprising that she was the star of my first sex dream.
I actually used to think that this wasn't a dream, it was real, but as I got older, I couldn't logically believe that it was a real event. Anyways, it was a pretty straightforward sex dream, especially since at age 5 my knowledge of sex was fairly limited to what was in the book "How Babies Are Made". We were in my basement, she was on her back, with her pants down. I was on top of her, pants down as well. Standing around us was a bunch of other kids watching. I repeatedly tried to go inside her, but it just wasn't happening because I had no idea what an erection was at age 5, so I obviously didn't have one in the dream.
That was pretty much it. Like I said before, I used to think that it had really happened, but if it had, I'm certain at least one of those kids that were standing around watching would have said something to some adult.
I didn't have another dream like that for several years. In fact, I don't think I had any sex dreams until my first wet dream when I was 12, which incidently, had no sex at all in it! So, my first wet dream. I don't remember the dream at all, except for the obviously memorable part. I was standing outside on my driveway, and somebody was backing out into the road in a car. As the car passed by me, it rubbed up against me. For some reason that felt incredibly good. I felt a pulsing in my penis and woke up to a sticky mess. I was half thrilled by the moment, and half annoyed at waking up in the middle of the night with something to clean up.
The next wet dream was about a year later, and it was also my last. This one also, for some strange reason, involved cars. At the beach a man and a woman were arguing otuside their car. The woman refused to put on her seatbelt (stupid woman, those things save lives!). The man kept telling her to put it on, and eventually got so upset with her that he bent her over the back of the car and had his way with her. Once again I felt a pulsing sensation and woke up with sticky underwear. I'm still a little disturbed by this one because of how forceful the sex in it was. It wasn't like he raped her, but the sex certainly was angry and punishing in nature. Especially when considering the reason for it in the first place. I haven't had a full complete wet dream since then, but I have had several dreams since in which sex takes place or is a main theme.
I was in my basement at the computer (pretty much where I'm sitting now, actually) and I heard somebody come in the patio door. I looked into the room and there was this girl standing there. She was about my age, brown hair, black lacy dress, very pretty. I had never seen her before and asked who she was and what was she doing in my house. She explained that she had just moved in next door and wanted to come inside. I told her that she couldn't just do what she wanted and that she was trespassing. She looked really scared and begged me not to tell her parents. She said she'd do anything. (Yeah, you see where this is going.) I walked up to her, and put my hand under her dress and felt her. As usual, pulsing feeling, and I woke up to clean up.
In high school I dreamed that the girl I had a big crush on was in my bed. She couldn't move for some reason and told me to take her pants off of her. So, I obediently did so. She had on a pair of purple bikini panties, and while pulling her pants off I accidently bumped my hand up against them. She looked at me, shocked that I had done such a thing, but then just moaned. IF anything else followed that, I don't recall, but it was an interesting dream.
Between then and when I started writing in here in Oct of 2000 I can't think of another sexually themed dream. I did have a few romantic dreams involving crushes of mine or random girls I knew from school. I could probably credit this OD with sparking my subconscious into sex mode again. The following are all just copy/paste jobs from some of my old OD entries that sadly are no longer with us on the Internet anymore.
I was sitting on my deck, overlooking my backyard. My family was there with me, and we were just talking about stuff. We looked over into the ajoining yard and noticed a partially nude man and woman frolicing there wearing leaves over their privates. It looked like they were pretending to be Adam and Eve. They noticed we were watching, and didn't mind at all. So my family went back to talking, and I sort of kept an eye on those people.
Then I noticed a man and a woman wearing leaves the same way as the first couple, but they were in my backyard. The woman was running from the man, and when he caught her, he forced her to the ground, ripped off her leaf, and started having sex with her. Then I noticed more men and women doing the same things. Some of the women would fight the men off, grab their leaves, and run, only to be tackled and "raped" again. I hesitate to call it rape, because it seemed so consentual for these women to be there.
Since I was getting such a good view of all this sex going on in my backyard, I felt myself become hard, and I quickly ejaculated and felt the wetness sort of fill my pants. I can remember feeling really embarassed to have done that with my entire family there, and I kept trying to cover my crotch with my shirt so they wouldn't see if it made a wet spot on the front of my pants.
I went inside the house and downstairs to my room to clean myself up, and when I got downstairs there were a whole bunch of kids just playing like kids do, and Bob Costas (a well known American sports announcer, for those of you who have never heard of him) was doing the play-by-play of the sex game outside. It should be noted that I had this dream the same night that little kids t-ball game was played on the White House lawn, so that's where all the kids and Bob Costas came from in my psyche.
Somehow, I forgot about my wet pants and went outside to the lawn and sat down to watch the people have sex. I sat and watched them go at it for a little bit, and then I woke up.
My first reaction was to touch myself and see where I had cum in my underwear. To my surprise I was totally dry! I couldn't find any physical trace of an orgasm. What was so weird was that I was able to feel the wetness of the semen in my dream, but there was none in reality. I was of course hard when I woke up, so I enjoyed a nice REAL orgasm to the memories of my dry/wet dream.
copied from old OD entry, dated 5/9/2001
Last night I had a sex dream. A strange sex dream.
Started out with me in my bathroom. I wasn't doing anything in there, except standing there next to the sink. There was a girl in there too, who had her back turned towards me. She turned around and was surprised to see me there (which was pretty weird because it was my bathroom and she was the stranger there). She recognized me and hugged me saying, "I haven't seen you in so long." The hug sent a very comforting feeling through me and I felt completely relaxed.
Without a word, we went outside to a large pickup truck and got in the passenger side. She sat on the seat, and I got on top of her and we began having sex. As we did this, some redneckish guy in the driver seat started driving the truck around in circles on the lawn. We did this for about 5 minutes, and eventually the driver pulled into the driveway and we all got out. I didn't orgasm at all during the sex, and I'm pretty sure she didn't either.
I'm pretty sure there was other stuff that happened in the dream as well, but that was the part that I remembered the most. I did get the feeling that the girl was a representation of all the girls I know from my ODs, but wasn't any one of them in particular.
copied from old OD entry, dated 4/16/2002
I had this dream that I and Adriana (from the HBO series "The Sopranos") were just all over each other. Anyways, her and I are sort of wrestling in bed and I end up on top. We start making out, and my hands go straight for her panties I get my hand in there and I start fingering her. She had very small lips down there, and they were moist. It felt like it was no deeper than if you were putting your finger in your ear. As it was, I didn't need to try and probe any deeper, because she began to run her hands over my penis and told me that she wanted it inside her now. We got as far as having my pants off when I woke up gently humping the bed.
Honestly, I can't tell if it would have turned into a wet dream had it gone on any longer. I didn't have the urge to get myself off once I woke up, either. It's like once the dream was over, so was my desire.
I really have no idea why my mind picked the likeness of Adriana for this dream, because I've never been that attracted to her. She's just not my type. Her panties were black and lacy, which is a big departure from my preference of plain white panties. Now, as most of you know, I've never fingered a woman before, so my brain sort of had to make it up as I went along. I suppose the shallow depth of her vagina that I felt may have been due simply to the fact that my finger didn't go any farther during the dream.
In fact, aside from the fingering aspect, it seems like the entire dream was focused on imagery that doesn't particularly turn me on, e.g. who I was with, and the black panties. Rarely in my fantasies am I on top either. I've never had any sex dreams where I've attempted to finger a girl, either. This is also only the second sex dream that I've been directly involved in.
So, this brings my sex dream total up to 7 now, 2 being complete wet dreams.
copied from old OD entry, dated 10/13/2002
I can't believe it. I had another one. Two in the same month is some kind of a record for me, let alone two in two weeks!
So, this is how it went: The scene was a single room, furnished like it was a guest bedroom. Sparse, but functional. In the room was a girl who looked like Michelle Williams (aka Jen from "Dawson's Creek") who was wearing a dress similar to Dorothy's from "Wizard of Oz", only it was yellow instead of blue. She was having an argument with an older woman, who I assume in this case was her mother. She wanted to be let out of the room, but her mother was telling her that it was for her own good and so she couldn't leave. Then her mother tied her to the bed, arms above her head, legs spread, and made a comment like "I'll make you less afraid" or "You'll enjoy it after this." Then the mother left, and I show up in the room. Maybe I climbed through the window, I dunno, but I know I wasn't allowed in there normally. I asked her if she was sure about this, and she said she was. I started to rub her through her panties and she began moaning. I got on top of her and then... I woke up. I could feel my penis hard and throbbing against my bed, and I think that had I not masturbated the night before, I would have had a less than clean bed at that moment.
Once again, the dream had imagery that went against my own personal preferences. I'd much rather bone Katie Holmes, and what was up with the yellow dress? The whole being tied to the bed thing, doesn't turn me on at all either. However, I'd have to say the best image in the dream was when I started to rub her through her panties. They just had that perfect little dimple in the center. I love subtle cameltoes, mmmm...
...oh, sorry. I drifted off there for a moment. ;) This here would be sex dream number 8. Who knows, maybe I'll have another one in two weeks. No doubt, I'll be telling you people about it when it does happen.
copied from old OD entry, dated 10/27/2002
You know, it's funny, almost prophetic, that I write a short entry saying that I have nothing to write about, and then that night I have a dream that belongs in here. Actually I've had two dreams since then of a sexual nature.
Anyhow, the first one doesn't have a lot of plot to it at all, it's just me in a rather unusual situation. I'm a woman, and a man is having sex with me. As for who I and this other person was, I think I'll keep that private, except for the fact that they were a couple on a syndicated TV show about 2 years ago which I've been watching on DVD lately.
My 2nd dream was last night, and although it appeared to have some kind of plot, I don't remember what the story was exactly. I do know that the first half of my dream was non-sexual in nature, but it may have influenced the sexual part of it. I was at a church (which is damn weird because I am Mr. Non-Religious) and some of my relatives were there, specifically my cousin's wife and her two daughters. They had the chicken pox, which is something I haven't had yet (or least I had a very mild case of it) so I was naturally apprehensive about being around them.
So that part of the dream sort of fades away, and then I'm in this apartment owned by these two young women. I'm apparently ill or sick or just really tired because they're sort of taking care of me or something. Either way, I don't know them beyond the fact that they are attending to my needs. I get up from wherever I had been resting and look around. I see a disconnected Caller ID box, and I plug it in. As soon as I do that, the phone rings and it says "Mastercard" on the box. I let the girls know, and one of them mutters something about her card being overcharged, and answers the phone. The other just sort of sits there and looks at all her Lord of the Rings toys around her.
I sit down on the floor and the two of them get ready to leave, at which point I sort of lay down and weakly reach out to the one that was looking at me. To me, it felt like I was overacting my condition, like I just wanted her to stay there with me. She came over to check on me, and put my hand on her arm. The first girl suggested that one of them stay with me, and the other agreed and said she would do it, at which point I think I fell asleep. I woke up a little later and I was alone in the apartment, so I wandered around, looked in their bedrooms, and there was sort of this sexual energy in the air there. I came back out to the living room, and there is the concerned girl coming in the door with two condoms in her hand. I think I made some kind of joke about "oh, we're only gonna need two?" She just sorta blushed at that.
At that point I woke up with a raging hard on, and cursed my bad luck. I tried several times to fall asleep again and get back to that dream (something I've been able to do before), but I was just too awake and it was all too long gone.
I have sort of a rough idea of who these two girls' images were modeled after. The first one with the credit card reminded me of Jenna from the current season of Survivor. The second girl who wanted to have sex with me reminded me of a couple different girls I went to high school with, but none of them were really ever the type that I had any interest in.
copied from old OD entry, dated 3/1/2003
Had a few sexual dreams recently. One was too long ago for me to recall the specifics, but I watched somebody else have sex, and then the girl started talking to me about how she gives head and then I touched her labia and then I woke up. Boring description, I know, but the dream was great. Guess you kinda had to be there.
Next dream I had was less than a week ago. It was about, or at least I think it was, this girl that I used to be completely in love with. We were both naked and I was rubbing something all over her. It was like gel or soap or something. She saw my huge (now you know it's a dream =P) hard-on and said something to me that I can't remember, but it was like "Now it's your turn." Then I woke up from that one.
Most recent was just last night. I was like, a servant in a house and this very cute friendly girl lived there, but she was like my boss' daughter so I felt very...frustrated when it came to her flirting with me. She was leading me to the hot tub when the dream ended, so once again I got denied.
copied from old OD entry, dated 6/17/2003
My dreams are torturing me. A few nights ago I had a dream where I was making out with a nearly naked woman and was about to get on top of her to have sex, and then I woke up. Then, just last night I had another dream where I was rubbing this woman through her panties. Like usual, I woke up as soon as it started getting good. Would it kill me to just stay asleep and have a full blown wet dream?
copied from old OD entry, dated 12/5/2003
I had a dream about a week ago where I watched a girl masturbate. She had on a white blouse and a sort of greyish pleated skirt. She'd lean up against the wall and put her hand up her skirt and just rub away. She kept talking about her "sopping wet pussy" and would flash her obviously soaked panties at me now and then as she did it. In the dream it didn't take much and I (the dream me) had an orgasm in my pants. I went into a bathroom to clean up, but couldn't find anything to clean up. Shortly after that I woke up to find myself sleeping on my stomach with a hard-on, which is how I usually am following an erotic dream. Just like in the dream, I found no physical evidence of an orgasm in my sleep. Of course, it didn't help much that I had already masturbated before going to sleep that night. An interesting note about the dream is that it seemed highly influenced by some hentai (anime porn) pictures that I'd been browsing that night. In hentai images the women have a tendancy to get wet like there's a fire hydrant hiding inside them. The girl in my dream was certainly no different.
copied from old OD entry, dated 2/24/2004
I had this dream the other night. I wouldn't call it sexual at all except for the part where I grabbed a boob, but anyways...
This dream shifted around a lot, between some big house, my computer room, and a hotel/school. At first I was with a group of guys and we were headed to this house for some kind of party. This house was typical of all the homes in my dreams, in that it seemingly went on forever. I and the group of guys were looking for this room, which was decorated very girly, so it's not inconcieveable that we were intending to peep on some half naked girl. We eventually found the room, and went outside to look in through the window, but there was nobody in there.
So, we all went back inside and I ended up in my computer room. There was this girl, 17-19 years old, about 5'5", nice figure, long brown hair in a bun on her head, glasses, who was hysterical about something and kept trying to access some file on my computer. Her and I struggled, me trying to keep her away from the keyboard, and her pushing me away so she could run the program. Eventually she got the program to run and my system tray (that little indented space in the lower right hand corner where the time and other little icons are) filled up with Looney Toons characters, and the computer turned off. This didn't seem to be the effect that she desired and so she started trying to get at my computer again. At this point I slapped her to try and snap her out of it, and she just stared at me like, "I can't believe you did that." That didn't work, and so I grabbed her boob. That seemed to calm her down and we both left the room, because a nearby speaker on the wall announced that it was checkout time, like we were in a hotel or something.
We leave the room and are in a hallway lined with lockers, similar to high school. Everywhere people are opening lockers and emptying them of clothes and papers. I go to one of the lockers and open it and starting doing the same. I turned to the girl and she was just standing there like she was in shock of all that had happened. That's where I woke up.
copied from old OD entry, dated 4/13/2004
I failed to mention in that last entry that I've had other dreams involving sudden grabbing of female body parts. One was several years ago when I was in high school. I was dreaming that this one cheerleader I knew was like passed out on my bed or something, and I wanted her to move or something, so I tried to wake her up, and she woke up, but she couldn't move and needed me to put her pants on her. So, for some insane reason I was putting her pants on her and my hand pressed up right against her panty covered crotch. It was damp. I froze in surprise. She stared at me shocked and moaned. I kept putting her pants on her. Yeah, I know, I try real hard to score in my dreams. :P The other one was about some nameless fictional girl who had just moved in next door and had come into the house without asking. On an impulse, and perhaps in a subconscious effort to punish her for just walking into the house uninvited, I stuck my hand up her dress and fondled her. I woke up from that and was just like "well...that was interesting.
Last night I had what almost seemed like a naughty dream, but without pictures. Like I was dreaming, but the usual dream images just weren't there. What was there however, was this nice feeling of somebody giving me a handjob. I know what you're thinking, somebody snuck into my room and did it to me. Well I'm afraid not, and glad of it too. Why am I glad? The only other two people in this house are my parents, and that's just bad and wrong, so don't even go there. Also, when the door to my room opens, it wakes me up, so I'd know if there was somebody in there. But anyways, yeah, it was nice. Probably if I had been sleeping on my stomach and putting pressure on Mr. Happy it might have been a much more intense feeling and might have led to an actual sex dream, but no such luck for me.
copied from old OD entry, dated 4/16/2004
Had an odd sex dream last night. It kinda goes back another dream I had some time back about the website Fark.com. In the earlier dream, there had been a Fark Party at the local zoo. Last night's dream started as a sequel to that dream. Towards the end of the party, there was this girl that started hitting on me.
It was announced that we all had to leave the zoo and the girl invited me to go out drinking with her and her friend. Her friend was incredibly horny and wanted me to drop my pants. For some reason in the dream that was just fine with me. It was almost like it was something I did all the time anyways, so sure, why not.
We 3 left together and somehow a third girl got involved. The four of us ended up in a smallish apartment, with the 3 of them making out and groping amongst themselves while I stood there and took off my clothes. Sadly, like most of my recent sex dreams, I woke up before anything really happened.
copied from old OD entry, dated 7/30/2004
Had a dream the other night. There was a pool in my backyard and there was a girl, who resembled a certain OD author, and her mother out by the pool with me. The girl was wearing a white t-shirt and a pair of tight black spandex bike shorts. She laid down on the cement next to the pool, spread her legs, giving me a great view of how perfectly the shorts outlined every curve and fold of her anatomy. She saw that I was very obviously looking and said, "Come masturbate me." Of course her mother was sitting right there next to her, and was as shocked as I was by what she had said, and took the girl home. Oh well. Only in my dreams I guess, heh.
copied from old OD entry, dated 8/11/2004
And now, finally, I shall tell of my most recent sex dream. Well, maybe it wasn't so much a sex dream as I was just plain naked during the whole thing. I dreamed I was in the shower and I heard the bathroom door open. I turned to look in that direction when the door to the shower opens and standing there is a girl I had a brief fling with over IRC (she was also the first person I ever cam'd with). She said something about my birthday and walked over to the mirror. I got out of the shower, naked, and asked her what she was doing here. She replied that she was thinking about sex with me. Obviously, I liked that answer and asked if she meant right now. She laughed and tossed a hat at me, which nicely hung on a part of me that was very much thinking about sex with her as well. She left the bathroom and I followed her, and was quickly set upon by some of the women I work with who were all asking me questions about her. I did my best to answer them, and persue her, but the dream never went beyond that.
Anyways, yeah, this is a huge entry. I don't blame you if you didn't read the whole thing. It's long I know, heh. One thing I found interesting is how my memory of some of the dreams has changed from when I originally had them and wrote those entries. Some of them I had forgotten about completely.