Over on my LJ (which I have been badly neglecting when it comes to cross-posting my entries over there) I have a few sexual communities on my friends list. Among them are the groups
sex_pics,
show_your_b00bs, and
show_your_pussy. Basically other LJ members go there and post pictures of themselves. I peruse them about every other day, and some of the comments people leave on the images are really cliche and/or unimaginitive.
To give you an idea of a typical entry (I'd link one for you, but the communities are closed to non-LJ members), a mid-20something female will post 3 grainy, poorly lit, off-color pictures of her twat. Some have fingers in them, some are actual sex pics of them with their boyfriends, and some are just plain spread the legs-take-the-picture. Generally, each of these entries gets about 15-30 comments from other LJ users, mostly horny guys that regurgitate the same old lines: "Beautiful pussy." "Your boyfriend is a lucky guy." "Wish I could lick it." "You made me come." etc. I see this over and over and over again, even on the poorly taken pictures, which sometimes lose all sexiness in how crappy they look. You'd think they might at least give tips on how to make the pictures better, or come up with some kind of original compliment to the girl without coming off as some kind of hornball...which I guess is kind of impossible, heh. I dunno, to me it just seems like a canned response and not very sincere when I see it over and over again.
Had a dream the other night. There was a pool in my backyard and there was a girl, who resembled a certain OD author, and her mother out by the pool with me. The girl was wearing a white t-shirt and a pair of tight black spandex bike shorts. She laid down on the cement next to the pool, spread her legs, giving me a great view of how perfectly the shorts outlined every curve and fold of her anatomy. She saw that I was very obviously looking and said, "Come masturbate me." Of course her mother was sitting right there next to her, and was as shocked as I was by what she had said, and took the girl home. Oh well. Only in my dreams I guess, heh.
[01:47:55] wanna play?:)
[01:48:12] sure
[01:49:07] would you like to start?:)
[01:49:30] * hardguy places a hand on your breast and rubs gently as he kisses you
[01:49:30] No such nick/channel
Well gee, I guess either I didn't start fast enough for her, or I'm just really efficient! Ha. :P