It's not a party till the hookers get there.
Yesterday was one of the worst sundays in the world. Do you realize how hard it is to find a place serving alcohol before noon on sunday? It's fuckin' hard!!!
Me and the rayge were up all saturday night drinkin' beer and punchin midgets when we ran into some jackass who thought he was the shit. I told him to shut his mouth, but when he didnt, the rayge freaked out!!! i busied myself whipppen his sorry ass, while the rayge took a ten gallon piss in his car. the night ended about 3:52 this morning when i passed out at the wheel and drove my monster truck off the road and into a house. I got out and some dude was all yellin' or somethin', so i punched his lights out and crashed in his bed.
The next morning, i woke up bout 12:37 p.m., and i was ready to get my drink on. I called up rayge and we set off for the bar. when we got there, we quickly found or table and sat down to some cocktails when off on another table, two extremely talkative bitches. They kept going on and on about politics until i couldn't see straight. I could tell Rayge was on the verge of burnin' the shit down, so i punched those bitches in the face. I mean shit, WE WAS JUST TRYIN' TO ENJOY A COCKTAIL.
Me and the rayge were up all saturday night drinkin' beer and punchin midgets when we ran into some jackass who thought he was the shit. I told him to shut his mouth, but when he didnt, the rayge freaked out!!! i busied myself whipppen his sorry ass, while the rayge took a ten gallon piss in his car. the night ended about 3:52 this morning when i passed out at the wheel and drove my monster truck off the road and into a house. I got out and some dude was all yellin' or somethin', so i punched his lights out and crashed in his bed.
The next morning, i woke up bout 12:37 p.m., and i was ready to get my drink on. I called up rayge and we set off for the bar. when we got there, we quickly found or table and sat down to some cocktails when off on another table, two extremely talkative bitches. They kept going on and on about politics until i couldn't see straight. I could tell Rayge was on the verge of burnin' the shit down, so i punched those bitches in the face. I mean shit, WE WAS JUST TRYIN' TO ENJOY A COCKTAIL.