okay, so my life is out of control

Mar 24, 2002 01:14

My life has been filled with craziness these past months. Well, this weekend served some strange happenings to add to the ollection. Hmmm...lets see. Mike, my ex, is in town for the weekend. We were both bored and on IM, so he and i decided why not get over our shit and hang out. So we went in his hot tub. The whole time I was at his parents house all I thought was how weird the situation was. It was like time elapsed. Like all this time we were broken up was a dream, I woke up, and was right back to the old days. Very strange feeling to have. Well, next night, me, Jessica and Mandy go to our good friend Josh's house. We get a little shitfaced. Me and Jessica digressed into third graders while enjoying a cigarette outside. It was raining and we were ripping plants apart and throwing them at each other. We were laughing and falling over, it was good times. We tried to beat up every guy there, which was only 4, but drunken wrestling in a house with all glass tables can become interesting. Jessica assed out around 2am, Mandy and her friends left soon after, then Josh went to bed. So...it was me and Davin left. We decided to watch porn. Very ghetto porn at that. It came free in the mail. Earlier in mt drunkeness, I thought it was a good idea to put and entire pint cup of ice down Davin's pants. So, while watching porn, I got antsy, and thought it was a good idea again. We had a small tickle match, and then out of no where, we started rubbing ice on each others bodies. It was cold, but felt really good. Then, we passed out. Okay, so tonight I'm at diedrichs, and as i'm puling away I see and old friend, Shawn. We talk, and then he asks this girl to come over to my car so he can introduce us. I hadn't seen Shawn since maybe Thanksgiving. Well, he introduces me to Andrea, HIS FUCKING WIFE!!! Where the hell have I been? What? Goodness, my life seems to get stranger and stranger every day. Thats all, over and out.
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