My dick may not function, but I haven't lost my smile!

[hardcorecracker]

I went to Jim's tonite, fun stuff. He made me dinner out of a freezer. We watched mad t.v and sat around drinking. Then we watched Freeway which he laughed at hysterically, he claimed he liked the first Freeway better then the second because of Reese Witherspoon. Ya she's cute and all but she is married to a mongoloid with Ramen noodles for hair, and lips that look like a sofa! We sat outside and I told him about the paper I wrote in college about Showgirls, I got an A. I cant believe he hasn't even ever seen that movie, I mean everyone should see it at least once. Nobody does the dirty in the swimming pool the way Nomi does. Soooooo I got bored and decided to text my sister.... one thing lead to another and I wanted to leave because I was having bad gas cramps, so she came to get me. I told him she was sad and wanted me home :( I feel soo bad but hey I didn't wanna sleep there in fear of blowing ass on him in my sleep. He is a great guy, I met him through this wretched little ass face I knew. They broke up a while ago and I started talking to Jim recently and we are getting along great!!!
Anywhoo I have to go now, I'm gunta smoke pot out of an apple!! :)