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So many people tell me what they think love is.
'Love is when you passionitly make love, then lay in bed wondering if it'll all end afterwords'
'Love is the first kiss after a bad fight'
Yes, this stuff is the good stuff.
But real love? Real love is when the most amazing girl the world backs you into corner, and farts on you, and you can't help but put your arms around them and laugh, because secretly you know it was funny.
Or when your in the shower with your lover and you say 'pee on my leg, go ahead piss on me'. And they pee on you, and you want to be mad, but you did tell them to pee on you, and they are completly beautiful and naked, so instead you pee on them back several times.
My friends, love isn't some ideal created in a movie. Love is acceptence of eachother. The ability to be a complete fucking retard non-stop around eachother, and still be madly in love at the end of the day.
My friends, I am in love.
No excuss me, I've got beautiful girl to fart,and then eventually pee on...
'Love is when you passionitly make love, then lay in bed wondering if it'll all end afterwords'
'Love is the first kiss after a bad fight'
Yes, this stuff is the good stuff.
But real love? Real love is when the most amazing girl the world backs you into corner, and farts on you, and you can't help but put your arms around them and laugh, because secretly you know it was funny.
Or when your in the shower with your lover and you say 'pee on my leg, go ahead piss on me'. And they pee on you, and you want to be mad, but you did tell them to pee on you, and they are completly beautiful and naked, so instead you pee on them back several times.
My friends, love isn't some ideal created in a movie. Love is acceptence of eachother. The ability to be a complete fucking retard non-stop around eachother, and still be madly in love at the end of the day.
My friends, I am in love.
No excuss me, I've got beautiful girl to fart,and then eventually pee on...