Hikaru's Corner 08: College Rules

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TITLE: Hikaru's Corner 08: College Rules
AUTHOR: haratakaki
PAIRING: None
GENRE: Crack
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 103
NOTE: Haha. Didn't update yesterday well because I wasn't feeling well until now. But, I still hope that you'd enjoy my two updates!

So here it is, Hikaru's Corner 08.

Hikaru's Corner

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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some rules.

"The female dormitory will be out of bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60."

And concluded this stern admonition, "Being a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

A male voice owned by a freshman named, Yaotome Hikaru was heard asking, "How much for a season pass?!"

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NOTE: These updates are getting shorter and and shorter. Gah! Shitty first day is shitty! ...and I'm not talking about Monday.

Enjoy!

Bye bye and mata ne~!!!