Hikaru's Corner 06: Dirty Words
TITLE: Hikaru's Corner 06: Dirty Words
AUTHOR: haratakaki
PAIRING: None
GENRE: Crack
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 117
NOTE: Yay! Hikaru's Corner time~!!! And chibi Hikaru is back with vengeance...not! xDDD He's back to make your day smile and giggle with his cuteness, naivety and silliness.
So here it is, Hikaru's Corner 06.
Hikaru's Corner
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One day, little Hikaru was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".
Hikaru went to school the next day and heard the word "screwing", and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".
Then, he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".
Later, on Christmas eve, his grandparents came over. Hikaru answered the door with glee and said, "Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shits to the closet 'cause dad's in the kitchen screwing the chicken!"
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NOTE: Haha. A kid at my friend's neighborhood is my inspiration to this story. Kids and what they learn these days. I'm disappointed on what's happening the "hope of our future".
And that's because of those think-they-know-everything-just-because-they-have-experiences-in-life-but-they're-not-people also known adults.
hey, I still belong to the young-adult category.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed!
Comments are always loved. Critics are appreciated.
Bye bye and mata ashita~!!!!!!!!
AUTHOR: haratakaki
PAIRING: None
GENRE: Crack
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 117
NOTE: Yay! Hikaru's Corner time~!!! And chibi Hikaru is back with vengeance...not! xDDD He's back to make your day smile and giggle with his cuteness, naivety and silliness.
So here it is, Hikaru's Corner 06.
Hikaru's Corner
***
One day, little Hikaru was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".
Hikaru went to school the next day and heard the word "screwing", and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".
Then, he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".
Later, on Christmas eve, his grandparents came over. Hikaru answered the door with glee and said, "Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shits to the closet 'cause dad's in the kitchen screwing the chicken!"
***
NOTE: Haha. A kid at my friend's neighborhood is my inspiration to this story. Kids and what they learn these days. I'm disappointed on what's happening the "hope of our future".
And that's because of those think-they-know-everything-just-because-they-have-experiences-in-life-but-they're-not-people also known adults.
hey, I still belong to the young-adult category.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed!
Comments are always loved. Critics are appreciated.
Bye bye and mata ashita~!!!!!!!!