Hikaru's Corner 02: Little Hikaru at School part 1
TITLE: Hikaru's Corner 02: Little Hikaru at School part 1
AUTHOR: haratakaki
PAIRING: None
GENRE: Crack
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 285
NOTE: omg. I practically forgot to update yesterday. And I even promised you guys that I'd update everyday. Anyway, to make it up to you guys, I made two updates. I have to apologize if these two are shorter than the first one. It's called drabble series anyway. It's supposed to be short. xDDDD.
Okay, without further ado, I present to you Hikaru's Corner 02 & 03. 03 is separately posted
01: How to Handle Telemarketers
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One day at the end of class little Hikaru's sensei has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day sensei asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Kota raises his hand.
"My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
Sensei asks for the moral of the story. Kota replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next is little Kei. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
Sensei asks for the moral of the story. Kei replies, "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."
Last is little Hikaru. "My uncle Nakai fought in the World War; his plane shot down over the enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 American soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
Sensei looks in shock at Hikaru and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story.
Hikaru replies "Don't irritate uncle Nakai when he's been drinking!"
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Hikaru's Corner 03: Little Hikaru at School part 2
NOTE: And another day has ended for Hikaru. Hoping you'd like it too. By the way, I added some characters, J.E boys of course. They are three!!!! Can you spot the third one?
Clue: When Hikaru was filming Kinpachi Sensei, Kinpachi Sensei noticed and said to Hikaru that this certain J.E senpai looks a lot like him. *^*
Oh by the way, I have to apologize for my previous layout for the inconvenience. So I changed it! Do you like it?
Comments are loved. Critics are appreciated.
Anyways, mata ashita~!!! Bye bye
AUTHOR: haratakaki
PAIRING: None
GENRE: Crack
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 285
NOTE: omg. I practically forgot to update yesterday. And I even promised you guys that I'd update everyday. Anyway, to make it up to you guys, I made two updates. I have to apologize if these two are shorter than the first one. It's called drabble series anyway. It's supposed to be short. xDDDD.
Okay, without further ado, I present to you Hikaru's Corner 02 & 03. 03 is separately posted
01: How to Handle Telemarketers
***
One day at the end of class little Hikaru's sensei has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day sensei asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Kota raises his hand.
"My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
Sensei asks for the moral of the story. Kota replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next is little Kei. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
Sensei asks for the moral of the story. Kei replies, "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."
Last is little Hikaru. "My uncle Nakai fought in the World War; his plane shot down over the enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 American soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
Sensei looks in shock at Hikaru and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story.
Hikaru replies "Don't irritate uncle Nakai when he's been drinking!"
***
Hikaru's Corner 03: Little Hikaru at School part 2
NOTE: And another day has ended for Hikaru. Hoping you'd like it too. By the way, I added some characters, J.E boys of course. They are three!!!! Can you spot the third one?
Clue: When Hikaru was filming Kinpachi Sensei, Kinpachi Sensei noticed and said to Hikaru that this certain J.E senpai looks a lot like him. *^*
Oh by the way, I have to apologize for my previous layout for the inconvenience. So I changed it! Do you like it?
Comments are loved. Critics are appreciated.
Anyways, mata ashita~!!! Bye bye